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KATG 3673: Rhodium Status w/ Rojo Perez feat. Robyn Schall and Kyle Ocasio

Rojo Perez joins KATG to cover the world around us including the death of Tina Turner, Prince Harry and wife Meghan’s supposed two-hour NYC paparazzi car chase, E. Jean Carroll asking for her defamation case to be amended due to Donald Trump calling her a whack job liar on CNN after being sentenced to pay $5 million for calling her a whack job liar, and The Simpsons’ Nancy Cartwright being honored Patron Excalibur With Honors by Scientology for donating over $21 million to Scientology. KATG also reminisces over Keith and Kyle’s very first date. May 24, 2023
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  • — Tina Turner dead at 83
  • — Prince Harry and wife Meghan’s supposed two-hour NYC paparazzi car chase
  • — A 15-year-old brought an AR-15 semiautomatic rifle to school
  • — E. Jean Carroll is asking for her defamation case to be amended due to Donald Trump calling her a whack job liar on CNN after being sentenced to pay $5 million for calling her a whack job liar
  • — The Simpsons’ Nancy Cartwright has been honored Patron Excalibur With Honors by Scientology for donating over $21 million to Scientology
  • — Nashville Hilton Hotel manager charged for sucking on a sleeping guest’s toes
  • — Meta fined $1.3 billion for transferring Facebook’s EU users’ data to U.S. servers
  • — The Color Purple musical
  • — Keith and Kyle’s 5-year anniversary
  • — Rojo Perez on women, marriage, and reggaetón
  • — KATG #2868: Keith and Kyle’s first date

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Tina Turner hugging Tina Turner
Tina Turner hugging Tina Turner
Nancy Cartwright
Nancy Cartwright
Hilton Hotel toe sucker David Patrick Neal
Hilton Hotel toe sucker David Patrick Neal
How Kyle dared to arrive to her first date with Keith
How Kyle dared to arrive to her first date with Keith

KATG 3672: High Five w/ Mike Lawrence

Beloved guest Mike Lawrence returns and hilariously fills us in on his life’s new developments: inside the WAG Writers Strike, receiving an autism diagnosis, adoption, and the passing of his father. He probably makes fun of you. May 23, 2023
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  • — The Writers Strike
  • — Receiving an autism diagnosis
  • — Adoption
  • — Fast food etiquette
  • — The death of a parent
  • — Mike Lawrence’s slam poetry

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Mike LawrenceMike Lawrence

KATG 3671: Song & Emotion w/ Kyle Kinane

New guest Kyle Kinane joins the duo to discuss stand-up albums with clever track titles, Drunk History, definitely not being an alcoholic, and the Holocaust Museum. Cheers! May 22, 2023
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  • — Big city parking
  • — Comics and clever track titles feat. Cheap Trick, KISS, N.W.A, the ingredients to a hot dog, and the 16 personality types
  • — Drunk History and alcoholism
  • — The Holocaust Museum
  • — Montana becomes the first U.S. state to ban TikTok
  • — Schools ban backpacks so that kids won’t hide guns inside them
  • — Tesla (the good one)
  • — Supposed 2,000-year-old Israeli stone tablet receipt was discovered
  • — The end of The Boogie Monster

Guests

Kyle KinaneKyle Kinane

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New album: May 26, 2023
New album: May 26, 2023
The supposed 2,000-year-old Israeli receipt
The supposed 2,000-year-old Israeli receipt

KATG 3670: Suboptimal w/ Ben Rosenfeld

Geopolitical Dick Jokes’ Ben Rosenfeld returns to help discuss The Weeknd reverting to Abel Makkonen Tesfaye, Bud Light, a Marine choking a man to death on an NYC subway, and Sports Illustrated cover model Martha Stewart. May 17, 2023
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  • — Geopolitical Dick Jokes
  • — Face blindness
  • — The Weeknd reverts to his birth name: Abel Makkonen Tesfaye
  • — Bud Light’s sales plummet following their transgender marketing controversy
  • — A Marine choked a man to death on an NYC subway
  • — Sports Illustrated cover model Martha Stewart

Guests

Ben RosenfeldBen Rosenfeld

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Street performer choked to death by Marine
Street performer choked to death by Marine
Rudy Giuliani with the woman suing him for $10 million over sexual assault
Rudy Giuliani with the woman suing him for $10 million over sexual assault

KATG 3669: The Nicks w/ Nick Turner and Nick Vatterott

Nick Vatterott and Nick Turner are ready to get silly, hilarious, dark, and sad. The group discusses the WGA Writers Strike, listener Saadia accusing Keith of trying to kill her, and ex-Mayor/ex-Trump private attorney Rudy Giuliani being sued for forced sex, wage theft, and much more. May 16, 2023
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  • — Picket signs and the WGA Writers Strike
  • — Sex, violence, suicide, and protecting yourself
  • — ex-Mayor/ex-Trump private attorney Rudy Giuliani sued for sexual harassment, wage theft, and more

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KATG 3668: I Hate the System w/ Lecy Goranson

The Conners’ Lecy Goranson revisits KATG as they discuss Season 5, Roseanne becoming The Conners, paparazzi then vs. now, the single life, and celebrity break-ups. The trio also delve into the 2023 Writers Strike, The Madonna Whore Complex, and Oakland Athletics broadcaster Glen Kuiper’s on-air racial slur. They also explain God. May 15, 2023
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  • — Speaking up as a woman
  • — Actors playing drunk and sober
  • — Roseanne and The Conners
  • — God explained
  • — Paparazzi then and now
  • — Mr. Beast
  • — Single life
  • — 2023’s Writers Strike
  • — The Madonna Whore Complex
  • — Oakland Athletics broadcaster Glen Kuiper’s on-air racial slur
  • — Actors memorizing lines
  • — Celebrity break-ups

Guests

Lecy GoransonLecy Goranson

KATG 3667: Pig Butchering w/ Bobby Condon

Fresh off 2023’s live You Can’t Say That!, Bobby Condon joins KATG to discuss mothers, lovers, death, and sex. May 14, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — Mother’s Day
  • — Being bald
  • — Faces of Death
  • — Catholicism
  • — Breaking off an engagement
  • — Sex
  • — Pig Butchering

Guests

Bobby CondonBobby Condon

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KATG 3666: Here’s the Thing w/ Jason Salmon

New guest Jason Salmon tackles it all from discussing Donald Trump being sentenced to pay $5 million for lying about sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll in a Bergdorf Goodman fitting room to 79-year-old Robert De Niro revealing that his 45-year-old girlfriend gave birth to Child #7. KATG also dissects Jason’s albums Force of Nurture and BISCUITS and GRAVITY, his relationship, and everything he holds dear … like his mustache. May 10, 2023
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  • — Donald Trump sentenced to pay $5 million for lying about sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll in a Bergdorf Goodman’s fitting room
  • — Chronic liar Rep. George Santos has been federally charged on 13 counts
  • — Jason Salmon’s works of art: Force of Nurture, BISCUITS and GRAVITY, and Red Dead Redemption II
  • — 79-year-old Robert De Niro reveals that his 45-year-old girlfriend gave birth to Child #7

Guests

Jason SalmonJason Salmon

KATG 3665: Really Sick Shit w/ Erin Maguire

Erin Maguire joins KATG to help discuss Nazi neighbors, The Coronation of King Charles III, and accused sexual assaulter Richard Dreyfuss condemning the woke Academy Awards for being anti-blackface. May 9, 2023
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  • — Huge Erin Maguire as Little Orphan Annie
  • — KATG listener letters and having Nazis as apartment neighbors
  • — The Coronation of King Charles III
  • — Accused sexual assaulter Richard Dryfuss condemns the woke Academy Awards for being anti-blackface

Guests

Erin MaguireErin Maguire

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Your King and Queen
Your King and Queen
The King's sausage fingers
The King's sausage fingers
Erin Maguire as Liza Minnelli (Richard Dreyfuss as himself)
Erin Maguire as Liza Minnelli (Richard Dreyfuss as himself)

KATG 3664: United States of Jess w/ Jess Wood

Fan fave Jess Wood joins Keith and Chemda to talk about her return to NYC, how we can save our world, and multiple personalities. May 8, 2023
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  • — Cheating the algorithm
  • — Coney Island
  • — Multiple personalities

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Jess WoodJess Wood
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