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KATG 3897: Donald Trump and JD Vance w/ J-L Cauvin and Dan Wilbur

Master comedian impressionists J-L Cauvin and Dan Wilbur treat Keith as if it’s his birthday. Bon Appétit. March 8, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 Not knowing who’s texting you/Respecting KATG
  • — 7:16 COMEDIANS: Behind the Scenes feat. Algorithm Chasers and Trump & Vance
  • — 24:31 Does your partner think you’re funny?
  • — 27:03 Realizing you can do voices
  • — 38:30 The new celebrity impressions
  • — 42:51 BREAKING NEWS in the world of celebrity impressions: VIOLENCE
  • — 47:32 The Goodbyes

KATG 3896: Oscar! Oscar! 2025 w/ Christian Finnegan

Christian Finnegan joins Keith to talk about the state of our union, celebrity deaths, and the 2025 Oscars, as well as to help define Keith and Christian’s relationship. March 5, 2025
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  • — 0:00 Kambri Crews sells NYC’s Q.E.D.
  • — 6:12 Texting the wrong person
  • — 11:36 Airplane Jokes (We’re all gonna die ha ha)/Christian tries to define his relationship with Keith
  • — 37:30 2025’s Trump State of the Union address feat. Daredevil
  • — 49:04 Celebrity deaths: Michelle Trachtenberg and Gene Hackman feat. The Baldwins
  • — 57:29 The 2025 Oscars
  • — 1:20:01 The Goodbyes feat. Keith’s printer update

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Marco Rubio, cuck
Marco Rubio, cuck
2025's Oscar Best Picture nominees
2025's Oscar Best Picture nominees
Keith and Liz's date night
Keith and Liz's date night

Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan

KATG 3895: Step 9 w/ Liam McEneaney

Liam McEneaney first appeared on KATG on episode #136. After numerous appearances and a falling out, Liam returns to KATG on episode #3,895 to make amends. February 27, 2025
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  • — Liam McEneany calls Keith to make amends
  • — Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Nazism, and DOGE
  • — Sean “Diddy” Combs’ lawyer pulls out
  • — The 2025 Oscars preview and The Monkey review

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Keith, bottom left (not pictured)
Keith, bottom left (not pictured)
Elon Musk (Nazi salute not taken out of context)
Elon Musk (Nazi salute not taken out of context)
Steve Bannon (Nazi salute not taken out of context)
Steve Bannon (Nazi salute not taken out of context)
$7 cooking spray (due to the picture of the egg)
$7 cooking spray (due to the picture of the egg)

KATG 3894: The Newlywed Game 3 w/ Kyle Thompson, ListenerLiz, Casey James Salengo, and Courtney Maginnis

Lovers Keith and Liz go up against Casey James Salengo and his wife Courtney Maginnis to put their love to the ultimate test. Who will prevail when host Kyle Thompson pits the guests’ knowledge of each other against each other in the greatest game show of all time. February 24, 2025
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KATG 3893: Saturday Night Lives w/ Jack Helmuth

SNL writer Jack Helmuth joins Keith to spill the behind-the-scenes secrets of Saturday Night Live based on his time with the group from 1997-2000 with Jimmy, Will, Tina, Norm, and others. The duo also discusses the dynamic of live TV in regards to sports celebrations, featuring the Philadelphia E-L-G-S-E-S. February 20, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Relationship fights I mean misunderstandings
  • — Ice floods, more plane crashes, congestion pricing, the White House's ASMR deportation video, and DOGE
  • — Saturday Night Live secrets
  • — The Philadelphia Eagles celebration and live TV

Guests

Jack HelmuthJack Helmuth

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Detroit's ice flood
Detroit's ice flood
C.J. Gardner-Johnson celebrating Super Bowl LIX
C.J. Gardner-Johnson celebrating Super Bowl LIX

KATG 3892: Severance 2: Keith and Liz’s First Fight w/ Katharine Heller

Trouble in Paradise? Katharine Heller joins Keith to help him process Keith and Liz’s first tumultuous moment as partners. Only a week away from The Newlywed Game 3, Keith wonders if Love can survive this devastating event. On a lighter note, the duo discusses the upside down Delta airplane and the end of the world. They also cover everything Saturday Night Live including The Homecoming Concert and SNL 50: The Anniversary Special. February 18, 2025
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  • — 0:00 KATG.com/DAD
  • — 3:41 The upside down Delta airplane, the fear of flying, and DOGE feat. the Super Bowl, MAGA snowflakes, and liberal elites
  • — 18:24 Valentine’s Day and Keith and Liz’s first fight
  • — 29:15 The Homecoming Concert feat. The First Fortune Cookie Break
  • — 36:41 The Homecoming Concert cont’d feat. Kendrick vs. Drake, The Second Fortune Cookie Break, and Katharine Heller’s child gymnastic sexual abuse
  • — 47:24 SNL 50: The Anniversary Special feat. The In Memoriam of Sketches
  • — 50:53 SNL 50: The Anniversary Special cont’d feat. Keith’s favorite SNL sketches
  • — 54:20 SNL 50: The Anniversary Special cont’d feat. Tiny Hands, The Great Sinéad O'Connor, Norm McDonald (RIP), Chevy Chase, and Eddie Murphy
  • — 58:54 QUIT SMOKING?/The Goodbyes

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Delta Flight 4819
Delta Flight 4819
February 2025
February 2025

KATG 3891: Keith’s Dad Forgives Him w/ Rojo Perez

Keith is forgiven! All the drama with Keith’s dad, KATG.com/DAD, and the world’s greatest catfishing saga has been rectified! The duo are father and son again! Rojo Perez, the opener to The Dad Emails book, joins Keith to discuss it all, as well as a love hormone spray to combat loneliness, hate mail, Kanye West’s swastika t-shirt, and Captain America: Brave New World. February 14, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Valentine’s Day and a love hormone spray to combat loneliness
  • — The new Trump American calendar
  • — KATG hate mail/Kanye West’s $20 swastika t-shirt makes him $2,000,000/Ye’s divorce
  • — Captain America: Brave New World baby spoilers

Guests

Rojo PerezRojo Perez

Pictures

The Boss, his emotional support human, and The President
The Boss, his emotional support human, and The President
They got us back!
They got us back!
Kanye West's $8 million Super Bowl commercial
Kanye West's $8 million Super Bowl commercial
Ye and the only thing that was at Yeezy.com
Ye and the only thing that was at Yeezy.com




KATG.com/TGAN
KATG.com/TGAN
KATG.com/DadBook
KATG.com/DadBook
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/VIP


KATG 3890: Not Like Us (Fly, Eagles Fly) w/ Abbi Crutchfield

The hilarious Abbi Crutchfield joins Keith to discuss Super Bowl 2025. The duo covers it all from the New Orleans blowout to the rigged Puppy Bowl; from the commercials to the Kendrick Lamar halftime show; from Taylor Swift and Serena Williams to nazis Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Kanye West; and, from hosting parties to Apple’s Sequoia 15.3 breaking your printer. It’s game on, baby. February 10, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Apple Martin and hosting parties
  • — Super Bowl LIX feat. The Blowout, the rigged Puppy Bowl XXI, Kick of Destiny 3, the commercials, Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, betting against friends, New Orleans, the Kendrick Lamar halftime show, and Taylor Swift & Serena Williams
  • — Donald Trump feat. fellow nazis Elon Musk and Kanye West
  • — Apple’s Sequoia 15.3 breaking your printer

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Patrick Mahomes is just getting started
Patrick Mahomes is just getting started
Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce
Taylor Swift getting booed: "What's going on?"
Taylor Swift getting booed: "What's going on?"
Bill Belichick (72) and Jordon Hudson (24) - (This is picture is real)
Bill Belichick (72) and Jordon Hudson (24) - (This is picture is real)
Kendrick Lamar singing: "Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young."
Kendrick Lamar singing: "Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young."
Drake
Drake
Fly, Eagles Fly!
Fly, Eagles Fly!
Keith burning computer printers (also real)
Keith burning computer printers (also real)

KATG 3889: Make Movies Shorter w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

The Black Guy Who Tips’ Rod and Karen Morrow help Keith cover everything that’s been going on in his mind, from construction woes to the end of the world. The trio discusses Donald Trump’s latest executive orders, Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker’s sexual assaults, Keith trying to play VR mini golf with strangers, the 67th Grammy Awards, and the Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision. It’s a rollercoaster of laughter and tears. February 4, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Keith’s recordings vs. construction woes
  • — Today’s Sponsor: Sherry’s Berries
  • — Minimum Rage/Starbucks’s new panic buttons/CVS’s unlocking app
  • — Donald Trump’s latest executive orders/Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker’s sexual assaults
  • — Sean “Diddy” Combs’s even newer sexual assault allegations show abuse went on for easily 2 decades
  • — MAKE! MOVIES! SHORTER!
  • — Keith tries playing VR mini golf with strangers
  • — 67th Grammy Awards
  • — The Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision
  • — CHU & A 180: Coasting revelations

Pictures

Temple University Eagles fan Tyler Sabapathy, RIP
Temple University Eagles fan Tyler Sabapathy, RIP
Ravens sexual assaulter Justin Tucker
Ravens sexual assaulter Justin Tucker





Walkabout Mini Golf VR
Walkabout Mini Golf VR
Kendrick Lamar
Kendrick Lamar
KATG.com/GilbertGottfried
KATG.com/GilbertGottfried

KATG 3888: Behind the Data w/ Andrea Jones-Rooy

New guest and data scientist Dr. Andrea Jones-Rooy shares the science behind our lives in regard to topics such as politics, crime, movies, our personal computer algorithms, and more. Andrea and Keith also discuss listener colonoscopies, Donald Trump ending your government support, Super Bowl LIX, and the 97th Academy Awards. January 28, 2025
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  • — NYC’s 5-day record of no shootings
  • — Listener colonoscopies
  • — Super Bowl LIX
  • — Donald Trump dismantling your government support
  • — 2025 Oscar nominations
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