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KATG 3063: Yummers w/ Paul Hooper

Reporting social media; Keith’s new email address; groom commits sexual assault at own wedding; 4-year-old boy shoots and kills 6-year-old sister; Waffle House customer killed for handing strangers money April 23, 2019
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Paul HooperPaul Hooper

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Paul Hooper
Paul Hooper
Matthew Aimers and his wife
Matthew Aimers and his wife
Millie Drew Kelly, the girl who got fatally shot by her 4-year-old brother
Millie Drew Kelly, the girl who got fatally shot by her 4-year-old brother
Craig Brewer, the late victim of the shooting in the Waffle House
Craig Brewer, the late victim of the shooting in the Waffle House
Ezekiel Hicks, the Waffle House shooter
Ezekiel Hicks, the Waffle House shooter

KATG 3062: It’s a Date! w/ Jessie Jolles

YouTube comments; flirty comedians; dating and pushing boundaries; AirDrop and forced porn; criminals caught from social media; man sprays urine on woman who won’t clean up after her dog April 22, 2019
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Jessie JollesJessie Jolles

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Jessie Jolles
Jessie Jolles
Jessie's YouTube show
Jessie's YouTube show
Jessie's little surprise
Jessie's little surprise
Chloe Jones, Facebook mocker of the police
Chloe Jones, Facebook mocker of the police
Joel Benjamin, the urine avenger
Joel Benjamin, the urine avenger

KATG 3061: The View

Passover, Easter, and Zombie Jesus; Notre-Dame de Paris’s donated $1 billion and France’s poor; Keith’s Easter Miracle; The View: Elizabeth Hasselbeck vs. Barbara Walters; Heckboy reviewed; Portland’s first-ever lifetime public transportation ban; Lori Loughlin and husband Mossimo Giannulli plead not guilty while everyone else pleads guilty; Julian Assange and Chelsea Manning’s arrests; United Kingdom’s mandatory porn pass; The Turpins’ 25-year-sentence; Adele and husband separate April 21, 2019
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The gang's all here
The gang's all here
The Notre Dame protests
The Notre Dame protests
Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Barbara Walters loving each other's passion
Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Barbara Walters loving each other's passion
One of these is not like the other
One of these is not like the other
The tell all
The tell all
Fun and flirty conservatives
Fun and flirty conservatives

Jared Weston, the square-faced pervert
Jared Weston, the square-faced pervert
Mossimo Giannulli and Lori Loughlin
Mossimo Giannulli and Lori Loughlin
Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy
Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy
Julian Assange
Julian Assange
The leaked picture of Ecuadorian President Lenín Moreno
The leaked picture of Ecuadorian President Lenín Moreno
Chelsea Manning
Chelsea Manning
Angela Merkel
Angela Merkel
Benjamin Netanyahu
Benjamin Netanyahu
David and Louise Turpin
David and Louise Turpin
The Turpins with their abused children
The Turpins with their abused children
Adele and Simon Konecki
Adele and Simon Konecki

KATG 3060: Last Week w/ Bianca Brady and Andrea Allan

Keith’s dad; 40-year-old sues parents over thrown out porn collection; KATG Week April 19, 2019
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Andrea Allan and Bianca Brady
Andrea Allan and Bianca Brady
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
Apia's apps (Keith's newspapers underneath)
Apia's apps (Keith's newspapers underneath)
Miss en Place
Miss en Place

KATG 3059: Come With Me w/ Rojo Perez and Tone Bell

Little; Us and Star Wars Episode IX’s trailer; President Trump and Game of Thrones; Tiger Woods’ comeback; Notre-Dame de Paris burns down; Keith’s dad contacts his ex behind his back April 18, 2019
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Rojo Perez
Rojo Perez
Tone Bell
Tone Bell
Tone on Disjointed
Tone on Disjointed


Lando Calrissian then and now
Lando Calrissian then and now
Tiger Woods wins!
Tiger Woods wins!
James Adducci, Tiger Woods gambler and abuser of women
James Adducci, Tiger Woods gambler and abuser of women
Notre-Dame de Paris
Notre-Dame de Paris




KATG 3058: WHAM-O: Slip ‘N Slide w/ Billy Procida

Officer drunk at breathalyzer training session; fake construction walls to catch vandalism; overhearing a butt-dial about your lover cheating; the Jackson family’s pro-Michael documentary; Billy’s dangerous sexual lifestyle; squirting April 10, 2019
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Billy Procida
Billy Procida
The Jackson family rebuttal
The Jackson family rebuttal
Wade Robson and Brandi Jackson
Wade Robson and Brandi Jackson
Taj Jackson
Taj Jackson

KATG 3057: Animal Husbandry w/ Will Winner and Patrick Shroeder

WrestleMania 35 and Bret Hart’s takedown; Kentucky finally against bestiality April 9, 2019
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Will Winner
Will Winner
Patrick Schroeder
Patrick Schroeder
Maria’s cool ride
Maria’s cool ride
Patrick's shirt
Patrick's shirt
Ric Flair, the picture of masculinity
Ric Flair, the picture of masculinity
Bret “The Hitman” Hart during his WWE Hall of Fame speech
Bret “The Hitman” Hart during his WWE Hall of Fame speech
Bret getting attacked by crazed fan Zachary Madsen
Bret getting attacked by crazed fan Zachary Madsen
Zachary Madsen
Zachary Madsen
Kofi Kingston
Kofi Kingston
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Ron Simmons
Ron Simmons
Vince McMahon
Vince McMahon
Julie Raque Adams, the senator responsible for Kentucky's beastiality laws
Julie Raque Adams, the senator responsible for Kentucky's beastiality laws
Will's new favorite image
Will's new favorite image

KATG 3056: I Love You, Man w/ Hannah Boone and Pranav Behari

Weird but True: heteropaternal superfecundation; Beyoncé’s secrets; new love and social media; Chemda’s bat mitzvah; Uri Geller’s magical power over Brexit; David Blaine’s sexual assault claims; Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden April 8, 2019
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Hannah Boone
Hannah Boone
Pranav Behari
Pranav Behari
Chemda at her bat mitzvah
Chemda at her bat mitzvah
Beyoncé
Beyoncé
Uri Geller
Uri Geller
David Blaine
David Blaine
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Joe encouraging women
Joe encouraging women
Trump's got jokes
Trump's got jokes

KATG 3055: Baby’s on Fire w/ J.P. McDade

Chemda’s brother’s April Fool apology; self-immolation; the future of Google Assistant; Shazam!, Avengers: Endgame, and Guardians of the Galaxy 3; Silent Trailers April 7, 2019
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J.P. McDadeJ.P. McDade

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J.P. McDade
J.P. McDade
Chemda and her brothers
Chemda and her brothers
Chemda preparing to play with fire
Chemda preparing to play with fire
Chemda playing with fire
Chemda playing with fire
Keith's phone with protective helicopter safety glass
Keith's phone with protective helicopter safety glass

Avengers: Endgame
Avengers: Endgame

James Gunn
James Gunn

KATG 3054: Jack and Jill w/ Tracey Carnazzo

Witnessing troubled relationships; Chemda will literally light herself on fire; speed dating; trusting men with The Pill April 4, 2019
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Tracey Carnazzo
Tracey Carnazzo
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