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KATG 3880: The Ring w/ Justy Dodge

Justy Dodge might be gifted an engagement ring on Christmas, and Keith is more invested than she is. The duo discusses new love, heartbreak, self-harm, and Luigi Mangione conspiracies. Happy holidays! December 20, 2024
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  • — Justy Dodge might be getting The Ring for Christmas!!!
  • — Talking to kids about self-harm
  • — Luigi Mangione conspiracies
  • — The Starbucks boycott
  • — Justy Dolittle, animal lover
  • — Woman invited 70 co-workers to her wedding and only 1 showed up

Guests

Justy DodgeJusty Dodge

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Justy's Christmas tree
Justy's Christmas tree
Keith's Christmas tree
Keith's Christmas tree
Luigi revisiting NYC
Luigi revisiting NYC

Nutella
Nutella

KATG 3879: Kraven Moorehead

Keith is here to discuss his rage for how you play on social media, TIME magazine’s two-time Man of the Year Donald J. Trump, Matt Gaetz, the Luigi Mangione non-reward, and Keith’s viewing of the latest “Marvel” movie Kraven the Hunter. December 18, 2024
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  • — 0:00 Polarization: Social media silliness
  • — 5:06 New Jersey representative lies about his Spotify Wrapped
  • — 9:08 TIME magazine’s two-time Man of the Year Donald J. Trump vows to pardon the Jan. 6th Insurrection rioters on Day One
  • — 11:30 Matt Gaetz tries to get ahead of his House Ethics report
  • — 14:54 Luigi Mangione and the $60,000 reward that no one will get feat. Diddy, Jay-Z, and Beyoncé’s name change
  • — 24:50 The Madison, Wisconsin school shooting and how to spot if your child is a killer
  • — 27:49 Kraven the Hunter and Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story reviews
  • — 45:22 Jaime Foxx gets a glass thrown at his dead from a member of Dickhouse Productions
  • — 48:15 A pregnant Megan Fox leaves Machine Gun Kelly over something on his phone/Megan Fox’s Subservience and Till Death reviews
  • — 53:33 What we learned

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Cindy Adams
Cindy Adams
The Bruce Springsteen Spotify Wrapped liar
The Bruce Springsteen Spotify Wrapped liar



Jay-Z and Diddy
Jay-Z and Diddy










KATG 3878: It’s a-me, Luigi! w/ Felicia Gillespie

It’s the return of Felicia Gillespie! Keith and Felicia discuss doctors, insurance, and the latest on CEO killer Luigi Mangione. They also discuss comedy, truth, and the 82nd Golden Globe nominations. December 11, 2024
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  • — Football break-ins and Bill Belichick
  • — Hot Frosty revisited
  • — Doctors, insurance, and the latest on Luigi Mangione
  • — The 82nd Golden Globe nominations
  • — Comedy, truth, and Emo Philips

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Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow


It's Anyone's Game: The Hot Frosty snowmen competition
It's Anyone's Game: The Hot Frosty snowmen competition
Hot Frosty in snow form
Hot Frosty in snow form
Hot Frosty in human form
Hot Frosty in human form
CEO killer Luigi Mangione
CEO killer Luigi Mangione

Meanwhile it was Red Guy who did it!
Meanwhile it was Red Guy who did it!
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
Emo in Weird Al's UHF
Emo in Weird Al's UHF

KATG 3877: UnitedHealthcare CEO Shooter Luigi Mangione’s Arrest, Jay-Z’s Rape Accusation, and Drake Being a Total Bitch w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

Welp, they caught him: One Luigi Mangione. To get through this sad day, Keith is joined by Rod and Karen Morrow in a special episode wrapping up KATG’s recent content and diving deep into the healthcare CEO killing aftermath, Jay-Z being accused of raping a 13-year-old alongside P. Diddy, and Drake being a total bitch. December 9, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Today’s Sponsor: McDonald’s Onions
  • — Minimum Rage
  • — UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shooter Luigi Mangione arrested eating in an Altoona, PA McDonald’s
  • — Remembering KATG.com 3874: White Noise w/ Courtney Maginnis: Beetlejuice, Pittsburgh Steelers and HBO Max’s Hard Knocks, and downplaying good things for attention
  • — Remembering KATG.com 3875: Wrapped and Replayed w/ Danny Vega: Hunter Biden, snobbery, and pretension
  • — Remembering KATG.com 3876: Hot Frosty w/ Katharine Heller and Betsy Helmuth: ROD MORROW’S FRIEND RUSSELL HAINLINE WROTE HOT FROSTY!!!
  • — Jay-Z accused of raping a 13-year-old in 2000 alongside P. Diddy
  • — Drake’s lawsuit against Kendrick Lamar and their label over immorally bumping up Kendrick’s play numbers

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UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter Luigi Mangione
UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter Luigi Mangione




KATG 3876: Hot Frosty w/ Katharine Heller and Betsy Helmuth

Besties Betsy Helmuth and Katharine Heller join Keith as he discusses the remembrance of his mother, the holiday juggernaut Hot Frosty, SNL, explaining masturbation to your children, and the “search” for the healthcare CEO shooter. May all your holidays be magical. December 8, 2024
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  • — Honoring Keith’s dead mother feat. Hot Frosty
  • — SNL season 50 episode 8
  • — The Wicked.com lawsuit/parents explaining masturbation to their kids
  • — The “search” for the healthcare CEO shooter
  • — Brain rot, Donald Trump’s new Space Czar, and Trump’s $199 cologne called Fight, Fight, Fight that he says “smells like victory”

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Hunter Biden and Church Lady
Hunter Biden and Church Lady

KATG 3875: Wrapped and Replayed w/ Danny Vega

Keith’s best pal Danny Vega returns as the duo discusses Christmas movies and your loved one’s bad taste in entertainment, researchless political opinions, and their end of year music lists. The wonder twins also talk about the NYC shooting of United Healthcare’s CEO and Keith’s latest medical adventures. Danny brings us an Am I the Asshole? regarding family secrets which leads, of course, to KATG.com/DAD. December 6, 2024
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  • — Christmas movies and your loved one’s bad taste in entertainment
  • — Controversial political opinions including how it’s best not to appreciate rapists as your leaders even though Hunter Biden did drugs
  • — Keith’s 2024 Apple Music Replay
  • — Only in NY: UnitedHealthcare's CEO Brian Thompson brazenly shot and killed on the NYC streets/Keith’s end of 2024 health journey between doctors, insurance, and pharmacists
  • — “AITA for revealing a family secret to my husband about his father?”
  • — KATG.com/DadBook reviews

Guests

Danny VegaDanny Vega

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The insurance company CEO shooting
The insurance company CEO shooting


Matt Gaetz and Escape from L.A.'s the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills
Matt Gaetz and Escape from L.A.'s the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills

KATG 3874: White Noise w/ Courtney Maginnis

Courtney Maginnis! Football! Sebastian Bach! Movies! HAPPY THANKSGIVING! December 2, 2024
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  • — Courtney Maginnis’s special White Noise
  • — Thanksgiving, family, football, and gambling
  • — Skid Row’s Sebastian Bach remembers he’s married
  • — At the Movies: Brats, Gladiator 2, Thelma, Satan Wants You, and Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.

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Major Tuddy
Major Tuddy
Sebastian Bach and the woman he learned is still his wife
Sebastian Bach and the woman he learned is still his wife



John Hughes
John Hughes

Andrew McCarthy
Andrew McCarthy




"EVIL IS REAL" - 5 STARS by Norma Maynard
"EVIL IS REAL" - 5 STARS by Norma Maynard
"Didn't like the flavor!" - 2 STARS by Norma Maynard
"Didn't like the flavor!" - 2 STARS by Norma Maynard
A Church of Satan statue to rival The Ten Commandments outside of a courthouse
A Church of Satan statue to rival The Ten Commandments outside of a courthouse

KATG 3873: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD! w/ Rojo Perez

Back from an early Thanksgiving in Charlotte, Keith is joined by the great Rojo Perez as he discusses accused pedophile Matt Gaetz being forced to withdraw from running for Attorney General despite Trump’s recommendation as well as hypocritical conservatives featuring the death of Chuck Woolery. Rojo, the first guest to be part of The Dad Emails book, helps Keith break down the brand new email which begins: “This Christmas Season, do you want to start a new beginning with your father, or do you prefer to be stuck in some unresolved past?” November 27, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Matt Gaetz, forced to withdraw from running for Attorney General, joins Cameo
  • — Hypocritical conservatives and religion feat. the death of Chuck Woolery
  • — Air travel and ListenerLiz’s Thanksgiving Dinner score
  • — Keith’s dad writes Keith for birthday praise

Guests

Rojo PerezRojo Perez

Pictures

It's not good. Whew.
It's not good. Whew.


Matt Gaetz
Matt Gaetz



Kim Kardashian praising Mother Mary
Kim Kardashian praising Mother Mary

Chuck Woolery, RIP(?)
Chuck Woolery, RIP(?)
Liz's deviled eggs
Liz's deviled eggs
Liz's everything else
Liz's everything else


A $14,069 fine. (NICE!)
A $14,069 fine. (NICE!)

KATG 3872: Man in Motion w/ Carrie Gravenson

Fresh off their viewing of Hugh Grant’s Heretic and just before Keith’s monthly visit to Charlotte, Keith and Carrie Gravenson discuss their late-to-the-party viewing of St. Elmo’s Fire, the latest additions to Donald Trump's 2025 Cabinet (Hulk Hogan is Secretary of Labor?!), and the Kentucky man who was declared dead who woke up as his organs were being harvested. November 21, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Brother Love performs live on the CMAs with host and Female Vocalist of the Year Lainey Wilson
  • — The latest additions to Donald Trump's 2025 Cabinet and Rudy Giuliani still being at it
  • — The latest Diddy assault claims and his jail cell search
  • — Wicked’s porn ads
  • — Tropicana’s offensive orange juice bottle redesign
  • — Rust movie premiere
  • — Heretic review
  • — St. Elmo’s Fire review
  • — Jay Leno’s “hill accident”
  • — Kentucky man declared dead wakes up as his organs are being harvested

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It's your boy, Brother Love! photobombed by Lainey Wilson
It's your boy, Brother Love! photobombed by Lainey Wilson
Accused pedophile and Trump-recommended Attorney General Matt Gaetz
Accused pedophile and Trump-recommended Attorney General Matt Gaetz
Shyne and Diddy
Shyne and Diddy

A Wicked Doll
A Wicked Doll
Wicked.com
Wicked.com
Carrie's Christmas card QR code
Carrie's Christmas card QR code
A.I. Unity
A.I. Unity
The classy carafe vs. the ubiquitous new bullshit
The classy carafe vs. the ubiquitous new bullshit
Tropicana's original blunder
Tropicana's original blunder
Trump, Biden, and RFK Jr.
Trump, Biden, and RFK Jr.








Demi Moore in The Substance
Demi Moore in The Substance
Jay Leno's "Jaywalking"
Jay Leno's "Jaywalking"

KATG 3871: Request Denied w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

Karen Morrow hosts a special Last Week on KATG episode with her partner Rod as the trio discusses republicans pretending the 2025 administration is cool and that mockery offends them. The gang also dissects the Paul vs. Tyson Netflix special and Keith’s entertainment disease that made him finish Cobra Kai Season 6 Part 2. November 18, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — The Winning Pittsburgh Steelers and the skill of pro athletes
  • — Today’s sponsor: Racism
  • — Minimum Rage
  • — Last week’s episodes recap feat. republicans pretending the 2025 administration is cool and that mockery offends them; and, the behind the scenes of the Paul vs. Tyson Netflix special feat. Brother Love
  • — Keith finishes Cobra Kai Season 6 Part 2
  • — Past guests that ask for their episodes to be removed

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UNLIMITED!!!
UNLIMITED!!!


The Mile High Burger Club aka The Cool Kids Table
The Mile High Burger Club aka The Cool Kids Table


Brother Love
Brother Love

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