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KATG 2657: The Book of Tim

with Tim Dillon – Tim’s NYC tour and NYC grocery stores; the death of Seeso; the changes of NYC; Carrie Fisher’s shocking toxicology report; pretending to be straight; movie reviews: Megan Leavey, 47 Meters Down, Rough Night, and The Book of Henry June 21, 2017
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  • — The Devil Himself: Tim Dillon, who hosts the podcast Tim Dillon Is Going to Hell, is in studio
  • — Get On The Bus: Tim hosts a stand-up comedy show on a bus where he gives people a gritty tour of New York City
  • — Buying Whole Foods, Alexa: Tim gives his views on various grocery stores in New York, some of which he has stolen food from
  • — RIP: Tim roasts the marketing execs behind the failing network Seeso
  • — Suburbs Into The City: Tim laments all the changes in New York City
  • — A Tasting Menu: Carrie Fisher's toxicology report shows evidence of cocaine, methadone, ecstasy, alcohol, and heroin
  • — Why Not Relapse?: Tim talks about a time when he was doing drugs heavily and pretending to like having sex with women
  • — The Reviews Are In: Keith reviews Megan Leavey, 47 Meters Down, Rough Night, and his new all-time favorite: The Book of Henry

Guests

Tim DillonTim Dillon

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Tim Dillon
Tim Dillon
Tim's podcast
Tim's podcast
Tim's bus tour
Tim's bus tour
The food selection at Trader Joe's
The food selection at Trader Joe's
Tim is not impressed
Tim is not impressed
Rest in peaco
Rest in peaco
Wegmans, coming to New York soon!
Wegmans, coming to New York soon!
Carrie Fisher
Carrie Fisher






The Notorious B.I.G.
The Notorious B.I.G.


Michael's future opposition
Michael's future opposition

KATG 2656: Jesus Is My Homo

with Matteo Lane – The Barefoot Contessa, Liza Minnelli, Katy Perry, Theresa Caputo (The Long Island Medium), and Rachael Ray; Wendy Williams vs. Whitney Houston; The Swan; Casey Jones’s final update; The Mummy; Jesus Christ’s gay tendencies; what to expect during your transition June 20, 2017
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  • — He Had The Receipts: Matteo Lane, who adores the Barefoot Contessa video that a listener put together, is in studio
  • — Congrats On Pride Month: Matteo talks about how he celebrated Pride Month
  • — Liza With A Z: Matteo delights with his Liza Minnelli impression
  • — Bringing Herself To Tears: Matteo gives his take on the Katy Perry live stream stunt
  • — Matteo And His Ladies: Matteo discusses the various ridiculous female celebrities he follows, including Theresa Caputo (The Long Island Medium) and Lindsay Lohan
  • — Chemda’s Favorite: Matteo roasts Rachael Ray and her cooking show
  • — Throwback: The gang listens to a recording of Wendy Williams interviewing a very sassy Whitney Houston
  • — The Swan: Matteo explains the since cancelled TV show The Swan
  • — Human And Dog Health Updates: Keith updates the listeners on Casey Jones’s recovery
  • — A Scene Has Been Made: Keith plays a tape of a drugged out weirdo he encountered in the vet waiting room
  • — Two Pupils In One Eye: Matteo thinks Keith should have known The Mummy was going to be terrible
  • — Jesus Was Gay: Matteo explains his theories on Jesus Christ’s sexuality
  • — The Testosterone Files: Hennessy is transitioning, and Chemda explains how people are changing their behavior around him now that he is perceived as male

Guests

Matteo LaneMatteo Lane

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Matteo Lane
Matteo Lane
Barefoot Contessa
Barefoot Contessa
The Stonewall riots
The Stonewall riots
Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli
Katy Perry and her problems
Katy Perry and her problems
Jafar a.k.a. Katy Perry's therapist
Jafar a.k.a. Katy Perry's therapist
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Christi Chiello
Christi Chiello
Christi and Matteo's Show
Christi and Matteo's Show
The Princess of Plop returns
The Princess of Plop returns
Lindsay Lohan and her shenanigans
Lindsay Lohan and her shenanigans
Leah Remini
Leah Remini
Theresa Caputo
Theresa Caputo
Rachael Ray
Rachael Ray
Whitney Houston vs. Wendy Williams
Whitney Houston vs. Wendy Williams
Kellyanne Conway
Kellyanne Conway
The Swan
The Swan

He has a point
He has a point

KATG 2655: #Cunt

with Andrea Allan – C.J. update; Katy Perry on Facebook Live; Jerry Seinfeld vs. Kesha; Andrea's creepy comedy co-workers; Iliza Shlesinger vs. Women June 19, 2017
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  • — Animal Savior: Andrea Allan, resident animal freak, is in studio
  • — If God Wants A Puppy: Keith gives an update on Casey Jones’s drug habit
  • — Is She Stupid Or Are We Stupid?: The gang talks about Katy Perry’s most recent publicity stunt where she livestreamed herself in an apartment for 96 hours
  • — Be You, Jerry: The gang discusses the Jerry Seinfeld vs. Kesha hug rejection incident
  • — Only 6 Likes: Andrea gives an update on the creep in the comedy community she called out on What’s Up, A?, and it turns out he thinks she was asking for it
  • — WWII: The gang discusses the recent drama surrounding Iliza Shlesinger and her comments regarding other female comedians

Guests

Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

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Andrea Allan, fun fucking guy
Andrea Allan, fun fucking guy
Casey Jones
Casey Jones
Destiny, Andrea's cat who is in heaven now
Destiny, Andrea's cat who is in heaven now
Demetra, Andrea's cat who had surgery, and is also in heaven now
Demetra, Andrea's cat who had surgery, and is also in heaven now
Katy and James Corden hanging per usual
Katy and James Corden hanging per usual
Neil deGrasse Tyson putting in a days work
Neil deGrasse Tyson putting in a days work
Katy crying about her hair
Katy crying about her hair
Seinfeld rejecting Kesha
Seinfeld rejecting Kesha
The moment immortalized
The moment immortalized
Julian Matthesen a.k.a. Vegan Jules
Julian Matthesen a.k.a. Vegan Jules
Iliza being a hypocrite and a hack
Iliza being a hypocrite and a hack
Very clever Iliza
Very clever Iliza
What an asshole
What an asshole
Iliza Shlesinger getting called out
Iliza Shlesinger getting called out
Chelsea Peretti
Chelsea Peretti
Liza Treyger
Liza Treyger
Annie Lederman
Annie Lederman

KATG 2654: Family First

with Jessie Jolles and Lawrence DeLoach – Casey Jones’s drug problem; 30 pounds of impacted feces; Father’s Day; Hann Cowger’s gender; KATG and the justice system; 70-year-old robs bank to go to the prison; Hennessy’s ding update; Man steals bagel tip jar; politeness and price breaks June 18, 2017
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Show Notes

  • — The Gang Is Back Together: Jessie Jolles and Lawrence DeLoach are in studio
  • — High On Cocaine: Keith’s dog Casey Jones ate a bottle of Adderall just before the show started
  • — Megacolon: A 22-year-old Chinese man had been constipated since birth. Surgeons removed almost 30 pounds of compacted fecal matter.
  • — Half Of A Father: The gang talks about their relationships with fathers and their phone calls with their dads
  • — Gender Neutrality: KATG apprentice Hann Cowger is switching their pronouns to them/they
  • — BAILIFF!: The gang talks about their interactions with the justice system
  • — Life Sentence: A 70-year-old Kansas City man robbed a bank and turned himself in to the cops so that he didn’t have to live at home with his wife
  • — Your Car’s A Pussy: The next chapter of the dinged car saga unfolds. Keith reads the back and forth emails.
  • — Just The Tip: A man attempted to steal the tip jar from a bagel store in Queens. When a worker tried to stop the suspect, he punched him in the face and ran off with the money.
  • — Please And Thank You: A Virginia coffee shop is giving customers huge discounts for being polite to the servers when ordering

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Lawrence DeLoach
Lawrence DeLoach
Jessie Jolles
Jessie Jolles
Casey Jones
Casey Jones
Mother and child
Mother and child
The megacolon
The megacolon
Hann Cowger
Hann Cowger
John Ripple, Kansas City bank robber and wife hater
John Ripple, Kansas City bank robber and wife hater
For example...
For example...

KATG 2653: Across the Pond

with Iain Lee and Katherine Boyle – England’s Late Nights and The Rabbit Hole; Queen Elizabeth II; touring New York City; fake reviewers; The Mummy revisited; herpes vs. cold sores; free health care?; pig-fucker David Cameron; deadly mushrooms; Apple’s new HomePod; how to interview; Minnesota teens June 15, 2017
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Show Notes

  • — To Your Right: Iain Lee and Katherine Boyle, from Late Nights with Iain Lee and The Rabbit Hole, are in studio
  • — She Used To Be So Hot: The gang discusses the value of Queen Elizabeth II
  • — Where Lennon Died: Iain and Katherine talk about their experiences touring New York City
  • — Half A Speaker: The group discusses reviews by people not experiencing what they claim to be reviewing, from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and video games to Keith’s last stand-up album
  • — Show Me The Mummy: Iain and Katherine saw The Mummy in theatres, and Tom Cruise’s career is revisited
  • — Warts Around Your Cock Or Your Fanny: A listener writes in to educate us on the difference between herpes strains and how they can be contracted
  • — Free Health Care?: Iain and Katherine explain the health care system in the UK
  • — Dick In A Dead Pig's Mouth: The bestiality sex scene in Black Mirror is based on a rumor involving former British Prime Minister David Cameron
  • — Amanita Muscaria: The mushroom that Shane Mauss took on air is closely related in looks to another mushroom that is extremely deadly
  • — Shut Up, Alexa: Apple's Siri-voiced speaker for your home was unveiled this week
  • — I Like You Tammy, You’re Funny: Keith reads a back and forth between him and an odd interviewer
  • — Too Stupid To Be Arrested: Minnesota teens tried to steal a cake from a grocery store and accidentally stole the cardboard display cake. They then tried to exchange the cardboard display for a real cake.

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Iain Lee
Iain Lee
Katherine Boyle
Katherine Boyle

Iain and Katherine's podcast
Iain and Katherine's podcast
Elizabeth II
Elizabeth II
Elizabeth II as a smokin hot babe
Elizabeth II as a smokin hot babe
The Dakota building
The Dakota building
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band




David Cameron, getting very friendly with that pig
David Cameron, getting very friendly with that pig
The Black Mirror pig scene
The Black Mirror pig scene
Shane's daily snack
Shane's daily snack
Apple's HomePod
Apple's HomePod
Siri, play Madness by Muse
Siri, play Madness by Muse

KATG 2652: That’s a Lady!

with Doug Smith – Doug the Superhero; Keith’s gastrointestinal nightmares; Doug’s family and his one-eyed father; Keith and Cat and dogs vs. Their Landlord; The Mummy reviewed; Chris Brown's documentary; Comedians in Hell June 14, 2017
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Show Notes

  • — An American Legend: Doug Smith, who is a direct descendant of Ulysses S. Grant, is in studio
  • — Chinese Food In A Blender: Doug Smith defended a woman being assaulted in public which resulted in him being cut open in the face
  • — That’s Way Worse: Keith compares his recent gastrointestinal nightmares with Doug’s recovery from the face slashing
  • — Freddy Krueger Strikes Again: Doug’s grandfather died in his sleep, leading Doug to assume he would die in his sleep as well
  • — A Family Of Heroes: Doug’s father lost his left eye in a barbequing accident
  • — Fresh Born: Doug discusses his blood sibling and older adopted siblings
  • — Squatter Rights: Keith’s landlord threatens eviction for having 2 dogs in the apartment
  • — The Theater Wasn’t Packed: Keith reviews The Mummy, and the gang discusses Tom Cruise
  • — Not Mary J. Blige!: Chris Brown is releasing a new documentary entitled Welcome to My Life
  • — See You In Hell: Doug hosts a monthly comedy show where he and his co-host create a hell-like environment for the comedians to perform stand up in

Guests

Doug SmithDoug Smith

Pictures

Doug Smith
Doug Smith
Doug on the front page
Doug on the front page
Doug's face slash
Doug's face slash
Ulysses S. Grant
Ulysses S. Grant
The eye gouger
The eye gouger
Keith and Cat's dog babies
Keith and Cat's dog babies
The original Mummy
The original Mummy
The new Mummy
The new Mummy


Tom Cruise, the king of Scientology
Tom Cruise, the king of Scientology
Chris Brown, the king of hitting ladies
Chris Brown, the king of hitting ladies
Chris Brown's new movie
Chris Brown's new movie
Mary J. Blige
Mary J. Blige
Doug's show
Doug's show
A compliment to any stand-up comedy show
A compliment to any stand-up comedy show

KATG 2651: Hoo-Ha

Brandon Scott Wolf and Richie Tolway – Hearses; Adam West dies; Keith’s sick days; an update on the dinged car situation; amateur wrestling competitions June 13, 2017
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Show Notes

  • — Hoo-Ha In The Hearse: Brandon Scott Wolf and Richie Tolway join Keith and Chemda to discuss life owning a hearse
  • — Batman Beyond: Actor Adam West has died
  • — Pulled Pork In Blood: Keith details his gastrointestinal health issues
  • — So Sweet: Chemda gives an update on the situation with Hennessy and the dinged car. The gang send Hennessy some tough love.
  • — This Ring Is Unsafe: Brandon went to a Tier 1 wrestling event in Brooklyn. The conditions were horrid and dangerous.

Pictures

Brandon Scott Wolf and Richie Tolway
Brandon Scott Wolf and Richie Tolway
The Not Pussy Wagon
The Not Pussy Wagon
The late Adam West
The late Adam West
The problem with cufflinks
The problem with cufflinks
Congrats KATG!
Congrats KATG!
Keith's Hugsy vs. Christian's Griswold
Keith's Hugsy vs. Christian's Griswold
Keith's dinner
Keith's dinner
Pulled pork without blood
Pulled pork without blood
And with blood
And with blood
Wrestler ACH
Wrestler ACH
Wrestler Pentagón
Wrestler Pentagón
Wrestling team The American Destroyers
Wrestling team The American Destroyers

KATG 2650: Have a Good Life

with Mike Brown, Brandon Collins, and Andrea Allan – Chemda hosting solo; Brandon getting knocked out despite his black belt in Taekwondo; The Decepticomics; Insane Clown Posse and the Juggalos; growing up in New York; the second chapter of Chemda’s email correspondence with her mother; Al-Anon and toxic relationships June 12, 2017
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Show Notes

  • — Kool And The Gang: Chemda is without a co-host, but she’s got her crew here: Mike Brown and Brandon Collins
  • — I Know Taekwondo: Brandon got drunk at the KATG studio and by the end of the night he got punched out by an audience member at a show
  • — Decepticomics: Mike explains the origins of The Decepticomics and opening for Insane Clown Posse
  • — You Can’t Just Comb Your Hair: Chemda talks about growing up Middle Eastern in New York
  • — Have A Good Life: Chemda reads her response to her Mom’s email, and Andrea Allan, Brandon and Mike give her advice on whether or not she should see her parents while they are in town
  • — Andrea Al-Anon: The gang talks about navigating strained relationships with their parents

Pictures

Mike Brown and Brandon Collins
Mike Brown and Brandon Collins
Taekwondo
Taekwondo
The DeceptiComics
The DeceptiComics
Insane Clown Posse
Insane Clown Posse
Juggalos
Juggalos

KATG 2649: Squaring Off

with Maria Wojciechowski – Keith’s sick day; Schtick or Treat; Paula Poundstone controversies; high school sweethearts; Chemda witnesses a street fight; Chemda’s emails with her mother; Andrea’s and Maria’s relationships with their mothers; Bipolar Disorder; Celebrity lookalikes June 11, 2017
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Show Notes

  • — Girl and The Girl: Keith is out sick so Andrea stands in for him, trying her best to channel her inner Malley
  • — Please Say My Name Wrong: Maria Wojciechowski, whose last name is as hard to pronounce and Chemda’s first name, is in studio
  • — This Crowd’s On Fire: Chemda saw Maria perform in a show called Shtick or Treat where the comedians perform as the characters of comedy legends. Maria played Paula Poundstone.
  • — What Else Is Out There?: The gang talks about couples who met at a young age and stayed together
  • — Humblebrag: In less than a week Chemda has ridden over 50 miles on her bike
  • — Nobody Throws Radios: Chemda recounts her experience witnessing a street fight in the city
  • — One of The Tough Guys: Andrea tried to break up a fight between 2 Canadian Rugby players and broke one of her heels in the process
  • — Conceal And Carry: Maria is from the south and one of her cousins pulled a gun out at a bar
  • — Mommy Dearest: Chemda reads the email correspondence between herself and her mother. Maria and Andrea talk about their relationships with their mothers.
  • — Passion Pit: Maria was diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder after she started hearing voices and conversations that weren’t actually happening
  • — I Put A Sign In My Yard: Maria got in a fight with her mother over Trump and the recent healthcare reforms
  • — Keeping It Real: Andrea talks about her candid relationship with her mother, including telling her about her abortion and her ticket for public urination
  • — The Mom You Didn’t Have: Maria wants to have kids partially to fulfill the desire of being a better mother than hers is
  • — Seeing Double: Maria has a website with pictures of herself next to actress Laura Dern because they look like twins

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Maria Wojciechowski
Maria Wojciechowski
Maria And The Girls
Maria And The Girls
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone
Maria as Paula Poundstone
Maria as Paula Poundstone
Chemda's bike
Chemda's bike
The flying radio
The flying radio
Michael Angelakos, Passion Pit's lead singer
Michael Angelakos, Passion Pit's lead singer
Carrie Fisher
Carrie Fisher
Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry
The Hennessy Tent
The Hennessy Tent
Laura Dern and Maria
Laura Dern and Maria

KATG 2648: Wonder Women

with Mike Lawrence – Vicodin and sleeping pills; the Cannabis World Congress and Business Expo; naked comedy shows; sexual harassment and the comedy community; Mike on Wonder Woman; Mike on Kathy Griffin and Bill Maher; Chemda’s parents are in town June 8, 2017
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Show Notes

  • — From Way Back: Mike Lawrence, whose first appearance on Keith and The Girl was in 2010, is in studio
  • — Do You Smoke Pot, Mr. Malley?: Keith took a sleeping pill by accident before a doctor's appointment. He was drug tested for being visibly groggy.
  • — The Latest Strands: Chemda has a press pass for the Cannabis World Congress and Business Expo
  • — Comedy Purist: Mike did the naked comedy show at The People’s Improv Theater over 20 times, and he explains his views on novelty comedy shows
  • — Workplace Misconduct: The gang discusses the rampant sexual harassment in the comedy community
  • — Wonder Woman Mansplained: Mike reviews the new Wonder Woman movie
  • — Mike’s Take: Mike gives his polished views on the Kathy Griffin and Bill Maher scandals
  • — Family Ties: Chemda’s parents are in town, and they’ve called her on the phone. Should she call them back?

Guests

Mike LawrenceMike Lawrence

Pictures

Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence
Chemda's got a press pass!
Chemda's got a press pass!

Mike and his wife Adina
Mike and his wife Adina
Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin
Bill Maher
Bill Maher
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