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KATG 3188: Random Acts of Muff Dive w/ Billy Procida

Your next President’s sexual opinions; Billy’s dad; Billy’s new girlfriend; Billy’s slutty intern; Billy’s oral sex couples challenge; depression and group therapy; Billy’s box-eating reviews feat. Andrea Allan November 13, 2019
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Billy ProcidaBilly Procida

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Billy Procida
Billy Procida
Pete Buttigieg
Pete Buttigieg
Billy's new girlfriend
Billy's new girlfriend
Billy Procida Sr.
Billy Procida Sr.
Donald Trump and Billy's father
Donald Trump and Billy's father


KATG 3187: Guilty Pleasure w/ Robyn Schall

Dyslexia, speech therapy, and Forrest Gump; long-distance relationships and long-distance fights; a bad ex commenting on your social media; the history of Popeyes chicken sandwich violence November 12, 2019
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Robyn SchallRobyn Schall

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Robyn Schall
Robyn Schall
Kevin Tyrell Davis, the latest Popeyes chicken sandwhich murder victim
Kevin Tyrell Davis, the latest Popeyes chicken sandwhich murder victim

KATG 3186: You Don’t Think I Know What You’ve Done w/ Lucie Pohl

James Dean and checking your daughter’s hymen revisited; The Valentine’s Ghost Text Mystery; Roman Polanski’s 6th child rape allegation; Keith’s dad, relationships, and gaslighting; 2019’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees November 11, 2019
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Lucie PohlLucie Pohl

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Lucie Pohl
Lucie Pohl
The late James Dean
The late James Dean
Roman Polanski and Valentine Monnier, the 6th woman to come forward with child rape allegations
Roman Polanski and Valentine Monnier, the 6th woman to come forward with child rape allegations
Hymen lover T.I. and his daughter
Hymen lover T.I. and his daughter
The Cure
The Cure
Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson
Def Leppard
Def Leppard
Stevie Knicks
Stevie Knicks
Radiohead
Radiohead
Roxy Music
Roxy Music
The Zombies
The Zombies

KATG 3185: The Devil You Know w/ Michael Khalili

Public libraries; James Dean (RIP) to star in Vietnam War movie; rapper T.I. regularly checks 18-year-old daughter's hymen for impurities; listeners relate to The Dad Emails and Keith tells his father he knows; Christian comedian cancels tour over sexual sin; listener writes in after learning that they're an alcoholic November 10, 2019
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Keith and The Khalilis
Keith and The Khalilis
Sachem, NY Public Library in Long Island
Sachem, NY Public Library in Long Island
Community business cards
Community business cards
Teen reading
Teen reading

The podcasting room
The podcasting room
The study room next door
The study room next door
The late James Dean
The late James Dean
T.I. and his daughter Deyjah Harris
T.I. and his daughter Deyjah Harris
Christian comedian John Crist
Christian comedian John Crist

KATG 3184: Superstarfish w/ Rojo Perez and Andrea Allan

Non-giving lovers; brazen political opinions; the California Department of Corrections’ Nazi flag; Keith’s white power tattoo; t-shirts with an agenda November 7, 2019
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"Hamihalagooleeshiwua!" Paula White, Prosperity Gospel preacher and President Trump's spiritual advisor
"Hamihalagooleeshiwua!" Paula White, Prosperity Gospel preacher and President Trump's spiritual advisor
Rojo Perez
Rojo Perez
The California Department of Corrections’ Nazi flag
The California Department of Corrections’ Nazi flag
The man who stole 15 pounds worth of change
The man who stole 15 pounds worth of change

KATG 3183: Roid Rage w/ Lucas Connolly

Hemorrhoidectomies and hospital life hacks; Devil’s advocates and relationship taboos; local elections; the return of the Popeyes chicken sandwich and murder; Emma Watson is self-partnered; meeting Father Malley November 6, 2019
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Lucas Connolly
Lucas Connolly
Myq Kaplan, Devil's Advocate
Myq Kaplan, Devil's Advocate
The latest (as of press time) Popeyes chicken sandwich murder
The latest (as of press time) Popeyes chicken sandwich murder
Emma Watson and her partner
Emma Watson and her partner

KATG 3182: Inside Comedy w/ Tracey Carnazzo and Andrea Allan

90 Day Fiancé; online schooling; the plight of comedians; Cash Cab November 6, 2019
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Tracey Carnazzo
Tracey Carnazzo
Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
Tracey's live 90 Day Fiancé Trash Talk podcast
Tracey's live 90 Day Fiancé Trash Talk podcast
Tracey and co-host Noelle on Cash Cab
Tracey and co-host Noelle on Cash Cab
Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein

KATG 3181: Under the Influence w/ Rachel McCartney

Abortion remains legal in all 50 states; 14-year-old punches man in Donald Trump costume; Rachel’s custody battles and her mom’s drunk driving death; man receives DUI despite only drinking at stop signs; insomnia; blackface; coming out to Dad; anxiety and depression; trick or treating: city vs. country; 14-year-old Joker threatens to kill classmates; Terminator: Dark Fate review; The Shining revisited; people are more pleased with poorly wrapped gifts November 4, 2019
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Rachel McCartney
Rachel McCartney
Earle Stevens, the drunk driver that only drank at stop signs
Earle Stevens, the drunk driver that only drank at stop signs


Christian Bale
Christian Bale

Jack Nicholson in The Shining
Jack Nicholson in The Shining
Writer Stephen King
Writer Stephen King
Director Stanley Kubrick
Director Stanley Kubrick

KATG 3180: Angel’s Advocate w/ Myq Kaplan and Andrea Allan

Victoria Beckham’s son is dating a Posh Spice impersonator; Daylight Saving Time and extra work; leaf peeping and foliage fucking; Beta O’Rourke ends his presidential campaign; Donald Trump, sporting events, trick or treating, and kids building walls; Keith eats the Impossible Burger; McDonald’s Sundae Bloody Sundae promotion; The Dad E-Mails, feelings, and if masturbation is a sin November 3, 2019
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Myq Kaplan
Myq Kaplan
Phoebe Torrance (girlfriend), Brooklyn Beckham, and Victoria Beckham (mom)
Phoebe Torrance (girlfriend), Brooklyn Beckham, and Victoria Beckham (mom)
Michael Golsorkhi, foliage fucker
Michael Golsorkhi, foliage fucker
Beto O'Rourke
Beto O'Rourke
Trump once again getting booed at a sporting event
Trump once again getting booed at a sporting event
A fun activity for the kids on their tour of the White House
A fun activity for the kids on their tour of the White House
The Impossible Burger
The Impossible Burger
McDonald's Halloween promotion
McDonald's Halloween promotion

KATG 3179: Lightning Rod

Chemda’s health status; Donald Trump’s World Series boos and his trick or treating debacle; 61-year-old Peter Cook proposes to 21-year-old Alba Jancou and 65-year-old Dennis Quaid’s engagement to 26-year-old Laura Savoie revisited; presidential candidate Joe Biden denied holy communion; Keith’s altar boy memories October 30, 2019
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Chemda lives!
Chemda lives!
Happy Halloween from Elvis Rico
Happy Halloween from Elvis Rico
The Donald wasn't expecting to be booed at the MLB World series
The Donald wasn't expecting to be booed at the MLB World series
Veterans protesting Trump behind home base
Veterans protesting Trump behind home base
Our leader vs. a minion costume
Our leader vs. a minion costume
60-year-old Peter Cook and his 21-year-old fiancée Alba Jancou
60-year-old Peter Cook and his 21-year-old fiancée Alba Jancou
The 6-carat ring
The 6-carat ring
Dennis and Randy Quaid
Dennis and Randy Quaid
65-year-old Dennis Quaid and new fiancée 26-year-old Laura Savoie
65-year-old Dennis Quaid and new fiancée 26-year-old Laura Savoie

Joe Biden
Joe Biden
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