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KATG 3276: Die Trying: The George Floyd Riots

Loved ones, idiots, and the nationwide 2020 protests June 1, 2020
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Sue Costello
Sue Costello

Under the Table's Fiona Apple
Under the Table's Fiona Apple
And?
And?
Derek Chauvin murdering the late George Floyd
Derek Chauvin murdering the late George Floyd
Thomas Lane and J.A. Kueng
Thomas Lane and J.A. Kueng
Tou Thoa
Tou Thoa
Kellie May Chauvin
Kellie May Chauvin


A peaceful protestor shot with a rubber bullet
A peaceful protestor shot with a rubber bullet


Tanks in Minneapolis going through a residential neighborhood firing tear gas and paint at people on their porches
Tanks in Minneapolis going through a residential neighborhood firing tear gas and paint at people on their porches
The result of a paint gun
The result of a paint gun

Our greatest loss, according to the President of the United States
Our greatest loss, according to the President of the United States

Chocolate Rain's Tay Zonday
Chocolate Rain's Tay Zonday

Comedian and Daily Show writer Ashton Womack
Comedian and Daily Show writer Ashton Womack
Ashton's shirt after getting assaulted by cops
Ashton's shirt after getting assaulted by cops



KATG 3275: Unmasked w/ Rod Morrow

Yoga and meditation’s sissy stigma; Malaysia’s COVID-19 guidelines for women; black culture and Keith’s movie reviews; gun control and Chemda’s back concrete; Amy Cooper’s racist 911 call, her dog abuse, and her forced apology; mask shaming; coronavirus strip dances; outracing the virus; chicken manure and social distancing; Trump, 100,000 dead Americans, and golf; Joe Biden vs. Charlamagne tha God May 28, 2020
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Rod Morrow Rod Morrow

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George Floyd, being murdered; Colin Kaepernick, pointing out harassment/murder
George Floyd, being murdered; Colin Kaepernick, pointing out harassment/murder
Anthony Ciccarelli and the restaurant where he accidentally shot his date
Anthony Ciccarelli and the restaurant where he accidentally shot his date
Amy Cooper threatening black people and chocking a dog
Amy Cooper threatening black people and chocking a dog
Christian Cooper, the man Amy Cooper called the cops on
Christian Cooper, the man Amy Cooper called the cops on
Busch Beer's new marketing campaign
Busch Beer's new marketing campaign
The Staten Island mask-free woman at ShopRite
The Staten Island mask-free woman at ShopRite
Kentucky woman hacking this whole mask thing
Kentucky woman hacking this whole mask thing
The Vegas drive-through strip club
The Vegas drive-through strip club
Twitter on Trump's tweets
Twitter on Trump's tweets



Joe "You Ain't Black" Biden and Charlamagne tha God
Joe "You Ain't Black" Biden and Charlamagne tha God

KATG 3274: Daddy's Home w/ Liz Miele

Chemda's eye update; Father Malley's 52nd Wedding Anniversary and his unappreciative children; life and love in a pandemic; Keith and Kyle's 2nd anniversary and being too polite May 26, 2020
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Liz MieleLiz Miele

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Happy Birthday, Bob
Happy Birthday, Bob
Chemda's Myasthenia Gravis eye
Chemda's Myasthenia Gravis eye
Liz's face roller
Liz's face roller
Liz's quarantine hairstyle
Liz's quarantine hairstyle
Cooking for rich people
Cooking for rich people

KATG 3273: Eye Contact w/ Ophira Eisenberg

Kids, divorce, death, and the troubles; shitty pizza chains rebrand for quarantine; Lori Loughlin pleads guilty in college admissions scam May 24, 2020
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Join for the month of June!
Join for the month of June!
Chemda's Myasthenia Gravis eye
Chemda's Myasthenia Gravis eye
Chuck E. Cheese disguising itself as Pasqually's Pizza & Wings
Chuck E. Cheese disguising itself as Pasqually's Pizza & Wings
The detectives on Lori Laughlin's case
The detectives on Lori Laughlin's case
Lori Loughlin
Lori Loughlin
The fashions of Sex and the City
The fashions of Sex and the City
Gunther from Friends
Gunther from Friends

KATG 3272: Daddy Issues w/ Keith and Ken Malley

Keith Malley and his dad. What a team. An autobiography, stand-up, a podcast - where does it end with Keith’s obsession with Father Malley? Well certainly not here, where his youngest brother Ken joins him to reminisce. May 23, 2020
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KATG 3271: Quarantine House w/ Hannah Berner

Summer House, dating, and Hollywood lovers; awkward live interactions; Fred Willard died May 22, 2020
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Hannah BernerHannah Berner

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Pete Townshend
Pete Townshend

Summer House's Hannah Berner and Luke Gulbranson
Summer House's Hannah Berner and Luke Gulbranson
The late Fred Willard
The late Fred Willard

KATG 3270: OCD and COVID-19 w/ Tracey Carnazzo and Apia

Big Pharma's Apia explains Tracey, Germany, and Chemda's heart; virtual magic May 18, 2020
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Tracey has the same cabinets
Tracey has the same cabinets
Apia Simon of Big Pharma
Apia Simon of Big Pharma

KATG 3269: Where's the Beef? w/ Steve Schirripa

Robert Baccalieri Jr., Christopher Moltisanti, flip phones, and podcasts; celebrities' negative attitudes featuring Tiger Woods's horrible tipping and Ellen DeGeneres's bad reputation; Donald Trump vs. The Masks and the reopening of America; teachers vs. bouncers; celebrity attitudes revisited: Reggie Jackson, shrimp asshole, and Robert De Niro; how to make love; Pat Cooper's evil heart; Steve's wife, virtual dates, drugs, sex, and the generation gap May 15, 2020
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Steve Schirripa and Michael Imperioli
Steve Schirripa and Michael Imperioli
Steve's preferred method of communication
Steve's preferred method of communication
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Donald Trump at a mask factory in Pennsylvania
Donald Trump at a mask factory in Pennsylvania
Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro
Pat Cooper
Pat Cooper

KATG 3268: Grill Marks w/ Kevin Allison

Missing sex, yearning for pee; 57-year-old Double Rainbow’s Paul Vasquez died from COVID-19; grill tricks; Seinfeld’s 17-year-old girlfriend May 13, 2020
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Kevin AllisonKevin Allison

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Check out Chemda on Who's Your God?
Check out Chemda on Who's Your God?
Murica
Murica
Jerry's hot takes
Jerry's hot takes
A 39-year-old Jerry Seinfeld and his girlfriend, 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein
A 39-year-old Jerry Seinfeld and his girlfriend, 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein
The late Paul "Bear" Vasquez, a.k.a. the double rainbow guy
The late Paul "Bear" Vasquez, a.k.a. the double rainbow guy

KATG 3267: Quarantine-Friendly w/ Jess Wood

Daddy Issues is a hit; cheating during quarantine, kicking someone out during quarantine, and letting someone in during quarantine (mask sex); Kevin Spacey can relate to you May 11, 2020
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Jess WoodJess Wood

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Keith and Ken's newest VIP show
Keith and Ken's newest VIP show
Newsychu's new VIP Q & A show
Newsychu's new VIP Q & A show
One of the books in circulation
One of the books in circulation

Ahmaud Arbery and video footage from his shooting
Ahmaud Arbery and video footage from his shooting
Murderers Greg McMichael and Travis McMichael
Murderers Greg McMichael and Travis McMichael


A dab rig
A dab rig
Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey
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