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KATG 3408: Lick My Tears w/ Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn

After talking about a woman losing her $26 million lottery ticket in the laundry machine and reading your KATG reviews, Jordan, Jesse, Go!’s Jordan and Jesse join KATG to talk about many things, the least of all being COVID-19’s plans for your penis. The gang also discusses Ricky Schroder vs. Costco, your favorite celebrities going off the deep end, and the Israeli–Palestinian conflict. May 17, 2021
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2014's Movie of the Year
2014's Movie of the Year
Ricky Schroder vs. Costco's mask policy
Ricky Schroder vs. Costco's mask policy
The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
Ghislaine Maxwell and restaurateur Keith McNally
Ghislaine Maxwell and restaurateur Keith McNally

KATG 3407: The Circus w/ Alfie Brown

England’s Alfie Brown joins KATG, and the gang starts the discussion talking about honesty in comedy before going into the new CDC COVID-19 guidelines regarding not wearing masks. Keith watched the heartbreaking movie Still Alice ahead of visiting his mom with Alzheimer's disease, and he cried like … someone who just watched Still Alice ahead of visiting their mom with Alzheimer's disease. The group then delves into the latest with our new pal Cellblock Vincient and Ellen DeGeneres wanting to fight back against Cancel Culture. May 14, 2021
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Alfie BrownAlfie Brown

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Alfie Brown and Jessie Cave
Alfie Brown and Jessie Cave

Our NYC Mayor remembering how to eat
Our NYC Mayor remembering how to eat
Still Alice
Still Alice
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres

KATG 3406: I Saw That!

Keith just got his second COVID vaccine shot, but he’s still with us to spread love. Keith and Chemda discuss relearning how to converse, bike fights, the NYC mayoral race, Ellen DeGeneres ending her talk show, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s new way of being out of touch. Bennifer is making a return to Alex Rodriquez’s dismay and Matt Damon’s joy, and comedian John Mulaney dumped his wife fresh out of rehab. Enjoy the show, ignore Keith’s Bummer News, and get checked for Foxitus. May 12, 2021
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Shaun Donovan
Shaun Donovan
Ray McGuire
Ray McGuire
Down-to-earth pals Gwyneth Paltrow and Ellen DeGeneres
Down-to-earth pals Gwyneth Paltrow and Ellen DeGeneres
Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, and Alex Rodriguez
Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, and Alex Rodriguez

John Mulaney and Anna Marie Tendler
John Mulaney and Anna Marie Tendler
Anthony Antonio
Anthony Antonio
Mark William Ackett
Mark William Ackett
The WWII Japanese bomb
The WWII Japanese bomb

KATG 3405: To the Moon

Keith and Chemda talk Mother’s Day, periods, and Elon Musk ruining Keith’s portfolio by hosting SNL. Keith discusses the heartbreaking family phone call to his mother, and Vincient writes in to follow up on the email he sent in a black-out. KATG reports the death of video vixen Tawny Kitaen, and even the Kentucky Derby horses are on drugs. Seth Rogan acknowledges James Franco’s sexual misconduct allegations and announces he doesn’t plan to work with him again. May 10, 2021
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Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Elon Musk with his mother
Elon Musk with his mother
His mother?
His mother?


Tawny Kitaen, RIP
Tawny Kitaen, RIP
Dr. Drew
Dr. Drew
James Franco and Seth Rogan
James Franco and Seth Rogan
The drugged Kentucky Derby winner and its owner
The drugged Kentucky Derby winner and its owner

KATG 3404: Lettuce Give Thanks w/ Rhea Butcher

Rhea joins Keith and Chemda, and the gang discusses their life and the entire world: Baseball and the Cleveland Things, hillbilly movies, vegetarianism, they/them talk, divorce, testosterone, and inappropriate Hollywood men. Told ya entire world! Enjoy, and share the show. May 7, 2021
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Rhea ButcherRhea Butcher

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Chief Wahoo
Chief Wahoo

Palmer
Palmer
Kate Haralson and Matthew Perry
Kate Haralson and Matthew Perry

KATG 3403: With Full Patience w/ Casey James Salengo

Casey joins KATG to discuss Carole Baskin’s crypto-purr-ency, that second vaccination dose, a letter relating to Keith’s food frustrations with his lover, Adolf Hitler’s twisted sex life, Bill Gates’s meet-ups with his ex-girlfriend, and Keith’s dad reaching out again to Keith while denying ever writing those now infamously disgusting emails. Then we look in the past at Lori Loughlin taking karate classes to survive her 2-month sentence. May 5, 2021
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Carole Baskin
Carole Baskin
Bill and Melinda Gates
Bill and Melinda Gates
Ann Winblad
Ann Winblad
Lori Loughlin
Lori Loughlin

KATG 3402: Don’t Try to Understand It

Keith and Chemda are here to discuss shirt logos and how they’ll affect your relationships, the first half of Christopher Nolan’s Tenet, Operation Finale, and why you like to piss your bed. Keith stomached a baseball game of 13-year-olds, and the hosts read the email of a drunk speaking from the abuser's side of domestic violence. May 3, 2021
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KATG 3401: The Pissmaker w/ Sean Patton

Uh oh. Josh Duggar is at it again. Ya kiddin’ me! Anyway, Sean Patton joins us to discuss The Duggars and the arrest of Lady Gaga’s dog-nappers. It turns out the woman that gave the dogs back for the reward was in on it. Ya kiddin’ me! The gang also talks about a home inspector caught on camera molesting an Elmo doll, and Keith tries to get to the bottom of Sean’s bedwetting. April 30, 2021
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Sean PattonSean Patton

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Gaga's angels
Gaga's angels
Josh Duggar's mugshot for child pornography
Josh Duggar's mugshot for child pornography
Kevin Wayne VanLuven, 59
Kevin Wayne VanLuven, 59

KATG 3400: Finding Oneself w/ Jenny Zigrino

Jenny, a comedian and actor, joins KATG to discuss republicans vs. democrats vs. family, someone in Keith’s mom’s assisted living that is trying to murder her, pandemic dating, and the viewership of the 93rd Oscars. April 28, 2021
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Jenny ZigrinoJenny Zigrino

KATG 3399: Da Butt

Keith and Chemda are here, and they’re revved up! After discussing the first color aerial images of Mars’s surface (spoiler: it’s brown), they discuss actual shocking news: 46% of republicans believe the Derek Chauvin guilty verdict was wrong, and Gal Gadot drunkenly cut the tip of her finger off and her freaked-out husband tossed it in the garbage disposal. Then it’s MOVIE TIME! KATG talks about the films Nobody and Mortal Kombat, the group addresses the 2021 Oscars, and Keith looks for a new friend. April 26, 2021
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THE SURFACE OF MARS! IN COLOR!!!
THE SURFACE OF MARS! IN COLOR!!!

Gal Gadot, probably drunk
Gal Gadot, probably drunk
At the movies
At the movies


Keith's face watching 'mother!'
Keith's face watching 'mother!'
Glenn Close doing Da Butt on the 93rd Oscars
Glenn Close doing Da Butt on the 93rd Oscars
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