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KATG 2923: The Case for Christ w/ Kyle Thompson

Bike culture; Chemda's 2 Star home review; The Case for Christ movie reviewed; Kyle's sexually predatory father figure; in-church credit card readers; crying Virgin Mary statues August 15, 2018

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  • — Cowboy Kyle: We have KATG classic Kyle Thompson in studio talking about his wild and crazy NYC life
  • — Brain’s A Little Soupy: Kyle recounts the various insane biking accidents he has gotten into
  • — If It’s Hysterical, It’s Historical: Chemda received a poor rating for the cleanliness of her apartment on a house swap website and was very hurt by it
  • — God Made Me: Keith explains the laughable plot of the movie based on the book his dad gave to him: Lee Strobel's The Case for Christ
  • — Everything Can Be Explained: Kyle comes out with a harrowing story about his stepfather that he considered Dad who revealed that he was a sexual predator and most definitely a pedophile. Kyle discusses how his family was abused and gaslit and how they are recovering from it.
  • — ATM Prayer Break: Thousands of churches across the world are now using portable card readers, apps, or in-church kiosks to collect credit card information. Donations are now averaging up to 6 times higher than previous cash donations.
  • — Extra Virgin: It has been found that the tears of a weeping Virgin Mary statue in the Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in New Mexico was actually olive oil

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Kyle ThompsonKyle Thompson

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Kyle Thompson
Kyle Thompson



Giving to God
Giving to God
The miraculous olive oil tears
The miraculous olive oil tears

KATG 2922: Talking Dead w/ Erik Bergstrom

Children's sexuality; BlacKkKlansman and pooping without toilet paper; Keith meets girlfriend's child; the Oscars' new changes; Casey Affleck addresses sexual misconduct; Chris Hardwick's Talking Dead's return; surviving Stage IV Hodgkin's lymphoma; Erik's insanely manipulative girlfriend; Erik's sister's passing August 14, 2018

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  • — Unbreakable: We have Erik Bergstrom, who survived stage IV Hodgkin's lymphoma, in studio
  • — Oopsy Doodle: The gang discusses when they acted out sexually as children
  • — Thanks, KATG!: A listener writes in thanking Keith for his review of BlacKkKlansman
  • — Shit, Out Of Luck: Keith took a dump in a movie theater bathroom only to find out there was no available toilet paper
  • — Start With Lies: Keith met one of his girlfriend's children under the guise of being a friend of Carmen Lynch
  • — Capitalism: A new category, Outstanding Achievement in Popular Film, is being created for the 2019 Oscars, which is an excuse to praise the highest grossing films of the year
  • — Make Sense: Casey Affleck has given a public statement for the first time regarding his allegations and settlement of sexual misconduct
  • — POINTS!: Following sexual abuse allegations, Chris Hardwick has been reinstated as the host of Talking Dead, causing several staff members, including an executive producer, to quit the show over his return
  • — No Hair, Don’t Care: Erik discusses the horrifying aspects of his cancer diagnosis and recovery
  • — Numbing Gel: Erik was pissing blood clots, so he went to the doctor, which led to a camera up his dickhole
  • — Gaslight: Erik was engaged to an abusive partner who cheated on and manipulated him
  • — Proof Of God: Erik’s sister passed away from an accidental recreational drug overdose

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Erik Bergstrom
Erik Bergstrom

Keith's girlfriend Kyle with Carmen Lynch
Keith's girlfriend Kyle with Carmen Lynch
Casey Affleck
Casey Affleck
Chris Hardwick
Chris Hardwick
Chloe Dykstra
Chloe Dykstra
Erik without eyebrows
Erik without eyebrows

KATG 2921: Happy Never After w/ Mara Marek

7 engagements and 3 divorces; physical spousal abuse; cross-country biking for battered women; sex club fighting August 13, 2018

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  • — Happy Never After: We have Mara Marek, who has been engaged 7 times and has had 3 failed marriages, in studio
  • — It’s A Man’s World: Mara was married to a 52-year-old man when she was 19. She recounts their tumultuous relationship including the physical abuse and cheating.
  • — Manners: Mara was raised Catholic in a strict household. She discusses how that, coupled with her mother’s abuse and untreated mental illness, pushed her to rebel.
  • — Cleaning House: Mara set up a corporation to move money into so that she could leave her first husband
  • — Bike, Laugh, Heal: Mara is going on a cross-country biking and comedy tour to raise money to help battered women
  • — The Seventeen Day Itch: Mara discusses her other various dysfunctional relationships and how she recovered
  • — Bring Your Own Condoms: Mara went to a fancy sex club with her current boyfriend. They got into a fight over how Mara was having fun.

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Mara MarekMara Marek

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Mara Marek
Mara Marek
Mara's tattoo symbolizing 7 total engagements and 3 marriages
Mara's tattoo symbolizing 7 total engagements and 3 marriages
Unofficially named "confirmed kills"
Unofficially named "confirmed kills"
Mara's podcast and her co-host Andrew Collin
Mara's podcast and her co-host Andrew Collin

KATG 2920: Roast Battle w/ Julie Seabaugh

Roast Battle; actress Sean Young on videotape robbing production company; The Meg and BlacKkKlansman reviewed; Alex Jones’s content removed from Facebook, YouTube, Spotify, and Apple August 12, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Slight Club: Comedy journalist extraordinaire Julie Seabaugh is in studio discussing the process behind putting together her new book Ringside at Roast Battle: The First Five Years of L.A.’s Fight Club for Comedians
  • — Pissing Wars: The gang discusses the various roast battles they have attended, the infighting, and the best and most cringe-worthy moments
  • — Drunk Lies: Actress Sean Young was caught on surveillance video alongside her son stealing 2 Apple laptops with footage and video-editing software on them from the Pendragon Pictures Production in Astoria. Before the incident, Young had been fired from the production studios for being drunk on the job.
  • — Chomp On This: Keith walked out of the #1 movie The Meg, and he discusses his love for Spike Lee’s BlacKkKlansman despite historically not liking Spike Lee’s films.
  • — Straight White Men: Donald Trump renewed his attacks on NFL players who are protesting by taking a knee during the national anthem. Meanwhile, Facebook, YouTube, Spotify, and Apple have removed Alex Jones’s content due to hate speech, and MailChimp will no longer allow him to use their service.

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Julie Seabaugh
Julie Seabaugh



Bonnie McFarlane
Bonnie McFarlane
Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence
Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer
Sean Young
Sean Young
Sean Young and her son caught in the act
Sean Young and her son caught in the act


Spike Lee
Spike Lee
Alex Jones
Alex Jones

KATG 2919: Boundaries w/ Abbi Crutchfield

Raising children; identical twins marrying identical twins; tracking technology banned in high security buildings; surgery to take better selfies; Rated R movie Eighth Grade to be shown to 13-year-olds; female teacher gives boy student oral sex and receives no punishment August 9, 2018

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  • — You Could Have Been Fat: We have Abbi Crutchfield in studio, giving us an update on her life since we last saw her, including the arrival of a new baby
  • — Twice Upon A Time: Identical twins Brittany and Briana Deane are making their weird childhood dreams come true and marrying another set of identical twins, Josh and Jeremy Salyers
  • — 6 Degrees Of Kevin Doucet: Listener and country singer Kevin Doucet made more 2 am calls to Keith in order to continue the courtship of Chemda
  • — Big Brother: The government has put out a mandate banning employees that work in high-security facilities, i.e. the Pentagon, from wearing Apple Watches, Garmins, Fitbits, or any other smartwatch because the devices are giving the public access to geographical locations of government facilities
  • — Snapchat Dysmorphia: The American Academy of Facial Plastics and Reconstructive surgery found in a survey that 55% of patients were pursuing surgery so that they could look better in selfies
  • — High Praise: Keith loved Bo Burnham’s movie Eighth Grade, and he thinks young teens should be able to see it despite it being rated R
  • — Hot For Student: Dori Myers, a Bronx high school teacher, has been charged with committing a criminal sex act for performing oral sex on a 14-year-old student. The teacher will not be losing her license, and she will only receive probation as punishment.

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Abbi Crutchfield
Abbi Crutchfield
Brittany and Briana Deane with their husbands Josh and Jeremy Salyers
Brittany and Briana Deane with their husbands Josh and Jeremy Salyers
The complex and romantic Kevin Doucet
The complex and romantic Kevin Doucet
Bo Burnham, comedian and creator of Eighth Grade
Bo Burnham, comedian and creator of Eighth Grade
Dori Myers, the teacher that gave her student oral sex to no consequences
Dori Myers, the teacher that gave her student oral sex to no consequences

KATG 2918: Unguided Nations w/ Richie Tolway

Traveling the world to find yourself; selling all your belongings; your past August 8, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Crumpled Piece Of Shit: We have Richie Tolway in studio, recounting his massive effort to save $27,000 by doing solo moving jobs. He discusses his plans to travel the world and take your living suggestions.
  • — Like A Monk: The gang discusses Richie’s mental health and if him selling all of his possessions is a red flag
  • — Trust Issues: Richie reflects on his disastrous past relationships

Guests

Richie TolwayRichie Tolway

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Richie Tolway
Richie Tolway
Be sure to follow Richie on his journey!
Be sure to follow Richie on his journey!

KATG 2917: Ding Dong w/ Jay Nog

Forcing your child to love a losing sports team; work and child-rearing; dating a cheater; comic assaults female stranger on camera; doorman sends dick pics to tenants; drunk MTA bus driver; Canadian drunk driver unwittingly turns himself in August 7, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — You Could End This: We have Jay Nog in studio, defending his decision to force his infant son to be a fan of the New York Jets
  • — Love and Marriage: Jay discusses the juggling act of being a comedian and raising a child
  • — A Bit Much: Jay has been giving out the phone number of a babysitter that screwed him over to drunken audience members at shows
  • — He Ain’t Shit: The gang gives listener Erika advice based on her email about her romantic relationship with a cheater that she works with
  • — Wannabe Comedian: Comic Christopher Prusa was arrested after he was caught on camera assaulting a woman and trying to force himself on her
  • — You’ve Got A Package: At least 5 women have received creepy texts and dick pics from the doorman in their same NYC building
  • — Drunk Hall Of Fame: Lenny Lachman, a rookie MTA driver, lost control and crashed his bus with a blood alcohol level of 0.329 (the legal limit being 0.08). Meanwhile, a drunken Canadian man drove from a bar to the local police station and requested a breathalyzer test to prove that he wasn’t drunk. He failed.

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Jay NogJay Nog

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Jay Nog
Jay Nog
Christopher Prusa, sexual assaulter and wannabe comedian
Christopher Prusa, sexual assaulter and wannabe comedian
Christopher assaulting a woman
Christopher assaulting a woman
Jonathon Aviles, the doorman suspected of sexual harassment
Jonathon Aviles, the doorman suspected of sexual harassment
Lenny Lachman and the bus he crashed
Lenny Lachman and the bus he crashed

KATG 2916: Mother Fucker w/ Andrea Allan

Mental health; differences between freedom of speech, not tolerating hate speech, and censorship; Death of a Nation, tolerating Nazis, and Red Team vs. Blue Team; Sorry to Bother You, Eighth Grade, and Teen Titans Go! To the Movies reviewed; Tom Cruise learns about online porn; why you should date a mother August 6, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Triggered: We have Andrea Allan in studio discussing how she felt about being reprimanded over her mental health struggles
  • — PC Culture: The gang discusses the differences between freedom of speech, not tolerating hate speech, and censorship
  • — Nazi Snowflakes: The gang discusses the ridiculous stupidity that is the new movie Death of a Nation
  • — Guess The Political Affiliation: Waupun Police Chief Scott Louden was offered weed by a stranger on a golf course, and he smugly wrote him a ticket. Meanwhile, Brock Turner’s lawyer is claiming that Brock shouldn’t have been convicted of intending to commit rape because he merely sought forced “outercourse.” Also, an immigrant child has died in an ICE detention center due to negligent care while centers are being exposed for their horrible living conditions that include lice. Many immigrants have been sexually abused by ICE members.
  • — The Big Screen: Keith reviews Sorry to Bother You, Eighth Grade, and Teen Titans Go! To the Movies
  • — Mind Blown: Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen made Tom Cruise aware of the existence of online porn
  • — Mother's Intuition: Keith discusses his girlfriend dealing with a lying son and explains why he recommends dating a mother

Guests

Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

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Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
Hannah Gadsby, comedian and creator of Nanette
Hannah Gadsby, comedian and creator of Nanette

Scott Louden
Scott Louden
Brock Turner and his legal team
Brock Turner and his legal team


Bo Burnham, comedian and creator of Eighth Grade
Bo Burnham, comedian and creator of Eighth Grade

Stan Lee
Stan Lee
Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen, and Tom Cruise
Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen, and Tom Cruise
Kyle Ocasio, MKLF
Kyle Ocasio, MKLF

KATG 2915: Drip Drip w/ Tracey Carnazzo

KATG makes dreams happen; Keith's album Drip Drip now available; Chemda's bike accident and subsequent robbing; KATG Polls; AppleCare and CopCare; Patrick Stewart reprises his role as Capt. Jean Luc Picard August 5, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Living In The Present: We have Tracey Carnazzo, paralyzed with anxiety and explaining how to be mentally well, in studio
  • — L’Chaim: A listener wrote a heartwarming email about their daughter, Jazlynn, using knowledge she has from overhearing KATG to get a special part in her theater camp's production of Fiddler on the Roof
  • — Let It Flow: Keith's 15th stand-up special, 2018's Drip Drip, is now available
  • — Queens Is In The House: Chemda recounts her bike accident and subsequent robbing
  • — Mom’s Away: Keith and Andrea Allan had a fun putting up the polls when Chemda was getting her face busted. 21% of the listeners think Chemda should give 61-year-old Kevin Doucet a chance, and 80% think that FDNY firefighter Joseph Cassano should be lit on fire for 5 solid seconds.
  • — We're Gonna Get Your Shoes: The gang discusses their experiences with Apple's lack of care as well as with the police not caring about crime
  • — Chemda’s Favorite Show: Sir Patrick Stewart will reprise the role of Capt. Jean Luc Picard in the brand new Star Trek series on CBS All Access, wherever that is

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Tracey Carnazzo
Tracey Carnazzo
L'chaim, Jazlynn
L'chaim, Jazlynn
KATG.com/album
KATG.com/album
Chemda "cleaned up"
Chemda "cleaned up"


Chemda's future love
Chemda's future love
Joseph Cassano, human kindling
Joseph Cassano, human kindling
Sir Patrick Stewart
Sir Patrick Stewart

KATG 2914: Retirement w/ Mark Douglas

The Key of Awesome; Mark sings live; Chemda’s new man August 2, 2018

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  • — Semi-Retirement: We have Mark Douglas in studio explaining why he’s stepping away from his hugely popular Youtube channel The Key of Awesome
  • — Keith’s Head Blew Up: Mark graces us with some of his hilarious new comedic songs
  • — Chemda’s New Beau: Drunk listener Kevin Doucet, age 61, left two 2:00 a.m. voicemails for Chemda in order to woo her

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Mark DouglasMark Douglas

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Mark Douglas
Mark Douglas
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