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KATG 2758: Poll Position

with Harry Terjanian and Mimi Fischer — KATG Polls: Sex robots, caring, Louis C.K.’s future, monuments, and urine drinking; dating debacles; creeping on social media; disillusionment; the vagina explained; democracy’s flaws; long distance relationships November 16, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Old Friends and New Friends: Harry Terjanian and The Chris Gethard Show’s resident hula hooper Mimi Fischer discuss the latest KATG polls
  • — Binary Position: 50% of the listeners said that they would have sex with a sex robot, and the gang discusses the brains of sex robot regulars
  • — Closed For The Season: Mimi discusses her (non-existent) dating life and her past dating debacles
  • — Creep: The gang discusses keeping an eye on exes and bullies on social media
  • — Meh: The poll from Keith Lowell Jensen’s show reveals that 40% of the listeners “don’t care.” Keith theorizes that people care less as they age and become more disillusioned. 64-year-old Mimi disagrees.
  • — Meat Curtains: The gang discusses the terminology they use to describe female genitalia, and Mimi explains the vagina
  • — Bad Men: 70% of the listeners think that Louis C.K.’s career with recover. The gang discusses the various scumbags that have been exposed in the media and how people quickly forget what they have done (WOODY ALLEN).
  • — Switch The Heads Out: 52% of the listeners believe there are human beings worth being honored by monuments
  • — Garbage In, Garbage Out: Mimi gives her take on the problems with the democratic system, beginning with Ronald Reagan and continuing with Fox News
  • — Brave Explorer: 80% of the listeners do not think Keith was insane for drinking his own urine, and they recognize his mark on science
  • — Looooong Distance: Harry is in love with a woman living in Turkey. The country. 5,339 miles away.

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Harry and Mimi
Harry and Mimi
Matteo Lane's drawings
Matteo Lane's drawings
Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson
Louis C.K.
Louis C.K.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan

KATG 2757: Hope of the Hood

with Petey DeAbreu – Moving in with your lover; pulling out and 69ing; working at a soup kitchen; police give speeders frozen turkeys; flight makes emergency landing after woman finds her husband cheating on her November 15, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — One Tube Sock At A Time: Petey is a man in love, and he’s moved in with his girlfriend
  • — Don’t Wear Coats In The Rain: Petey has been using the pull-out method for birth control, and he debates getting a vasectomy
  • — Just The Tip: A New Yorker named Gabita was caught on camera (and shown in the papers) stealing money out of an Uber tip jar
  • — A Vagina As A Scarf: Petey has just learned the sexual maneuver known as “69”
  • — Suit To A Soup Kitchen: As part of his parole, Petey has to help at a soup kitchen
  • — Is This A Trick?: In Montana, instead of handing out tickets for minor traffic violations, officers gifted 20 drivers with frozen turkeys
  • — Emergency Landing: A Qatar Airways flight to Bali had to be diverted and make an emergency landing because a female passenger was snooping on her passed-out husband’s phone and found he was cheating on her

Guests

Petey DeAbreuPetey DeAbreu

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Petey DeAbreu
Petey DeAbreu
Petey as Jesus in Christi Chiello's show
Petey as Jesus in Christi Chiello's show
 Gabita caught red handed
Gabita caught red handed
How police treat white people
How police treat white people

KATG 2756: Pill Head

Chemda’s pill popping; kratom; a belligerent O.J. Simpson banned from a Las Vegas hotel bar for life; sexual abusers Dustin Hoffman, Steven Seagal, Richard Dreyfuss, CW executive producer Andrew Kreisberg, and Alabama judge/ pedophile Roy Moore; Roy More and boycotting of the Keurig coffee machine; Barack Obama selected for jury duty; Donald Trump’s love of McDonald’s; Murder on the Orient Express reviewed, The Defenders revisited, and the verdict on Daddy’s Home 2 November 14, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — The Spice of Life: Keith roasts Chemda for the insane amount of wacky vitamins that Hennessy gives her to take every day
  • — Mystery Herb: There is controversy with the over-the-counter drug kratom, which is being used to ease opioid withdrawal and to ease pain, though it itself is said to be addictive and deadly
  • — The Juice Is Loose: O.J. Simpson was kicked out of a Las Vegas hotel bar for life after belligerently causing a scene, yelling and breaking glasses
  • — Soft-Boiled Clitoris: Keith and Chemda review public figures outted for sexual abuse including Dustin Hoffman, Steven Seagal, Richard Dreyfuss, CW executive producer Andrew Kreisberg, and Alabama judge and pedophile Roy Moore
  • — Smash The Patriarchy: Idiots across America are smashing their Keurig coffee machines because the company pulled sponsorship from a show defending judge/pedophile Roy Moore
  • — Presidential: Former President Barack Obama was selected for jury duty in Chicago. Donald Trump loves McDonald's food so much that he (believes he) has it made for him by the staff at the Whitehouse.
  • — The End: Keith reviews Murder on the Orient Express (2017 and 1974) and puts more time into Netflix’s The Defenders. He declares the best movies of all time and laments over Mel Gibson being back in theaters with Daddy's Home 2.

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Chemda, Keith, and a pitamins sample
Chemda, Keith, and a pitamins sample
The pitamins corner
The pitamins corner
Hennessy preparing the pitamins
Hennessy preparing the pitamins
1 day's worth of pitamins
1 day's worth of pitamins
Kratom
Kratom
O. J. Simpson getting loose
O. J. Simpson getting loose
Sexual harasser Dustin Hoffman
Sexual harasser Dustin Hoffman
Sexual harasser Steven Seagal
Sexual harasser Steven Seagal
Sexual harasser Richard Dreyfuss
Sexual harasser Richard Dreyfuss
Sexual harasser Andrew Kreisberg
Sexual harasser Andrew Kreisberg
Pedophile Judge Roy Moore
Pedophile Judge Roy Moore
Pedophile supporter Sean Hannity
Pedophile supporter Sean Hannity
Keurig smashers unite!
Keurig smashers unite!
Jurt dutied Barack Obama
Jurt dutied Barack Obama
The Donald
The Donald



Racist sexist assaulter Mel Gibson
Racist sexist assaulter Mel Gibson

KATG 2755: The Hot Mess Comedy Hour

with Andrea Allan and Anne Whitman – Sobriety and relapses; KATG on The Hot Mess Comedy Hour live in front of an unsuspecting audience November 13, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Since You’ve Been Gone: Anne Whitman is returning after her first appearance on KATG, and she’s got Andrea Allan with her
  • — DRINK!: Keith discusses how things have been going since he stopped drinking. Andrea talks about her most recent Two Drunk Minimum episode and her relapses since she has been sober.
  • — The Hot Mess Evil Orchestra: The gang discusses bringing joy and terror to audiences at The Hot Mess Comedy Hour live show with Keith and Chemda as guests

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Anne Whitman
Anne Whitman
Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
The New York Comedy Festival live show
The New York Comedy Festival live show
Keith explains survival
Keith explains survival
The subject of the R word clip
The subject of the R word clip
Chemda accidentally laughing at the mentally handicapped
Chemda accidentally laughing at the mentally handicapped
Keith pushing the tongue in
Keith pushing the tongue in
Wiping the spit covered paintbrush on the child's clothes
Wiping the spit covered paintbrush on the child's clothes
Hennessy and his Christmas sweater with Andrea and Emily Lubin
Hennessy and his Christmas sweater with Andrea and Emily Lubin

KATG 2754: Louis Ruins Everything

with Adam Conover – Adam Ruins Everything; self-motivation and family; Twitter’s extended character limit; war video games vs. Army training; The New York Times outs sexual predator Louis C.K., and Louis responds November 12, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — He’s Ruining Everything: Adam Conover, the creator and star of Adam Ruins Everything, is in studio
  • — I’m Just A BCC: Keith reads the most recent military quotes from his dad and realizes why he’s receiving them. The gang discusses in-laws’ lines of questioning and topics of conversation.
  • — Tweeeeeeet: Twitter’s character limit doubled from 140 characters to 280
  • — Shoot The Red Barrel: Keith compares war video games to his actual Army training
  • — FU-C.K.: The gang discusses The New York Times article outing Louis C.K. as a sexual assaulter, from his victims’ claims and his strange behind-the-scenes apologies to his public denials calling these women liars and his specifically worded public statement accepting blame. They talk about the state of the entertainment industry and the world at large with regards to sexual assault.

Guests

Adam ConoverAdam Conover

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Adam Conover
Adam Conover

War Barrels
War Barrels
Louis C.K.
Louis C.K.
Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov
Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov
Abby Schachner
Abby Schachner
Rebecca Corry
Rebecca Corry
Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey
Brett Ratner
Brett Ratner
Gal Gadot aka Wonder Woman
Gal Gadot aka Wonder Woman
Jeremy Piven
Jeremy Piven
Arkansas judge Roy Moore
Arkansas judge Roy Moore
Judy Gold
Judy Gold

KATG 2753: Monumental

with Catherine Cohen and Andrea Allan — Keith’s Ancestry.com results; taking down the statues of bad men; egging; Suburbicon reviewed; knowing when you’re awake; how to socialize November 9, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Body Acceptance: New guest Catherine Cohen went to a casting website and the weight range started at 1 pound
  • — Who Am I And Why Am I Here: Keith reviews the results from the Ancestry.com test
  • — Put Me Down For No: The gang talks about whether statues commemorating bad men should be taken down, including but not limited to slavery supporter and anti-semite General Ulysses S. Grant, anti-semite Peter Stuyvesant, xenophobe and mass-murderer Christopher Columbus, and female butcher Dr. J. Marion Sims
  • — Rebel Rebel: 23% of the audience has used eggs as a weapon, our very own Andrea Allan included
  • — What Was So Good?: Keith reviews Suburbicon and wonders how people like bad things
  • — Do You Think You’re Sleeping?: 18% of the listeners answered yes to the poll question: Do you always know when you are awake?

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Catherine Cohen
Catherine Cohen


Ulysses S. Grant, slavery supporter and anti-semite
Ulysses S. Grant, slavery supporter and anti-semite
Peter Stuyvesant, anti-semite
Peter Stuyvesant, anti-semite
Chirstopher Columbus, xenophobe and mass-murderer
Chirstopher Columbus, xenophobe and mass-murderer
Dr. Marion Sims, female butcher
Dr. Marion Sims, female butcher
A young Andrea Allan, bus-mooning
A young Andrea Allan, bus-mooning

KATG 2752: Pink Cloud

with Brian Baldinger and Victoria Taylor — Testing drinking after sobriety; going through emails; Keith’s ‘stay strong’ letters of hope; the pronunciation problems of FabFitFun; Papa John blames NFL players’ protests on dwindling pizza sales; Chemda’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles experience; University of Harvard student contaminates roommate’s property with body fluids November 9, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Internet Friends: Our guests Brian Baldinger and Victoria Taylor met online via Twitter
  • — Why Not: Brian has started drinking again after over 10 years of sobriety
  • — Dreaming In Spreadsheets: Victoria is a workaholic that receives 500-1,000 emails per day
  • — A Penny Saved: Keith continues to receive cryptic “stay strong” emails from his father
  • — Fab, Fit, and Fun: Keith sings the praises of new sponsor FabFitFun while trying to pronounce their name
  • — Solving Pizza and Racism: John Schnatter, Papa John’s chief executive, made a statement blaming disappointing pizza sales on NFL players’ protests
  • — This Turtle Has Boobs: Chemda recounts ruining a child’s surprise party by putting her Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume on backwards
  • — A Problem With Peace: University of Hartford student Brianna Brochu has been arrested for contaminating her roommate’s personal belongings with her bodily fluids for over a month

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Brian Baldinger
Brian Baldinger
Victoria Taylor
Victoria Taylor
Brian feeling fab, fit, and fun
Brian feeling fab, fit, and fun
Victoria feeling fab, fit, and fun
Victoria feeling fab, fit, and fun
Andrea feeling fab, fit, and fun
Andrea feeling fab, fit, and fun

John Schnatter
John Schnatter
 Brianna Brochu and Jazzy Rowe
Brianna Brochu and Jazzy Rowe
 Brianna Brochu ratting herself out
Brianna Brochu ratting herself out

KATG 2751: Let It Go

with Keith Lowell Jensen – Atheists giving up; kids believing they’re cats; P. Diddy vs. Brother Love; cryptic family emails; Texas’s largest mass shooting; doctors vs. patients; no age limit for hunting; the merits of NYC; the Pope falls asleep during prayers November 7, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — The Devil’s Den: Keith Lowell Jensen, ardent atheist, is in studio to say that religion seems okay
  • — Max The Tiger: KLJ’s daughter believes she’s a cat
  • — Step Brother Love: P. Diddy states on his birthday that he will now go by the name Brother Love. Our Brother Love calls in to give his perspective and recount his interview with AM New York.
  • — Oorah: Keith’s dad sends Keith cryptic emails to help Keith get over his divorce (we think)
  • — Same Old News: Devin P. Kelley opened fire in a church outside San Antonio, TX, killing at least 26 people
  • — Dr. Feelbad: Chemda talks about her experience with doctors that leave the healing process up to the patient
  • — Wall-Licking Kids With Guns: Wisconsin is about to vote on a bill eliminating the minimum hunting age
  • — Delicious Falafel: KLJ explains the differences between living in NYC and San Francisco
  • — Goodnight: Pope Francis has publically admitted that he falls asleep during prayers

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Keith Lowell Jensen
Keith Lowell Jensen

Devin P. Kelley, the Texas mass shooter and the church he shot up
Devin P. Kelley, the Texas mass shooter and the church he shot up
Pope Francis not giving a shit
Pope Francis not giving a shit

KATG 2750: Best Meatball Recipe

with Alyssa Limperis — Stalking exes and sharing major life events with your significant other; Dustin Hoffman and our reaction to the many sexual predator stories; Trump’s Twitter taken offline; Chemda’s health update; Alyssa featured in an IKEA commercial; moving and depression; animal conversion therapy November 6, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Your Favorite And Mine: Alyssa Limperis, who is always a delight, is in studio
  • — Creepin’: The gang talks about keeping tabs on exes and sharing major life events with a significant other
  • — Coming To Light: Dustin Hoffman has been added to the list of men in Hollywood being outed for sexual harassment. The group talks about men’s reactions vs. women’s reactions to the flood of sexual predators being called out.
  • — The Word Is Out: A freelancer working for Twitter took Trump’s account offline for 11 minutes
  • — My Tumor Is His Super Bowl: Chemda recounts her latest breathing test and going through the results with her doctor
  • — Paid In Meatballs: Alyssa was featured in an IKEA commercial
  • — My Life’s A Mess: Alyssa is moving close to her boyfriend. She talks about moving and depression.
  • — ConFursion Therapy: Kenyan government officials want to sent 2 gay lions to conversion therapy

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Alyssa Limperis
Alyssa Limperis
Dustin Hoffman
Dustin Hoffman
Chemda's breathing test
Chemda's breathing test
The gay lions
The gay lions
Ezekial Mutua, the gay lion shamer
Ezekial Mutua, the gay lion shamer

KATG 2749: Rotten Eggs

Social media; director Brett Ratner, sexual assaulter; Kevin Spacey, Richard Dreyfuss’s son, and the crew behind House of Cards; Marvel’s The Defenders and Jessica Jones’s Kilgrave revisited; Thor: Ragnarok and A Bad Moms Christmas reviews; Halloween eggings; Keith’s medical marijuana card; the new High/Low app November 6, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — You Ever Notice?: Keith and Chemda talk about receiving messages through different social media platforms
  • — Dear Me, I’m Gonna Kill Me: Keith thinks of the best way to threaten mail stealers
  • — Bathrobes Are A Red Flag: 6 women, including actresses Olivia Munn and Natasha Henstridge, have come forward saying director Brett Ratner sexually assaulted them
  • — Slip Of The Hand: Harry Dreyfuss, son of actor Richard Dreyfuss, has come out publicly saying he was once molested by Kevin Spacey while his father was in the room.
  • — Cutting Him Out: 8 former and current crew members on House Of Cards came forward with allegations that Kevin Spacey sexual harassed or assaulted them. As a result, Netflix announced they will be cutting him out of the show. His online acting course for MasterClass has been removed and replaced by Samuel L. Jackson.
  • — Streamlining: Keith starts to watch Marvel’s The Defenders, and he explains the problem of episodic TV. Then he fantasizes having the powers of Jessica Jones’s Kilgrave.
  • — Silly: Keith reviews Thor: Ragnarok and A Bad Moms Christmas
  • — A Weapon That Smells: A 17-year-old egging cars was intentionally struck by driver Keith Richard on Halloween night
  • — NuggMD: Keith is getting a medical card for medicinal marijuana
  • — Best Self: As a part of the Kickstarter, KATG is offering the brand new High/Low app!

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Chemda's banner that doesn't dissuade anybody
Chemda's banner that doesn't dissuade anybody
Natasha Henstridge (l.) and Olivia Munn (r.) with their assaulter director Brett Ratner (c.)
Natasha Henstridge (l.) and Olivia Munn (r.) with their assaulter director Brett Ratner (c.)
Kevin Spacey and victim Harry Dreyfuss
Kevin Spacey and victim Harry Dreyfuss
Richard Dreyfuss
Richard Dreyfuss


Kevin's MasterClass replacement, Samuel L. Jackson
Kevin's MasterClass replacement, Samuel L. Jackson

Jessica Jones and the evil Kilgrave
Jessica Jones and the evil Kilgrave


Halloween body paint
Halloween body paint
Christopher Miraba, the teen who was hit by a minivan for throwing eggs
Christopher Miraba, the teen who was hit by a minivan for throwing eggs
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