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KATG 3232: Dopamine Loops w/ Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau

Secrets, lies, addiction, and infidelity; cross-dressing and wedding invitations; vvitches; dermatillomania February 19, 2020
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Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau
Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau
Their drag-inspired wedding invitation photos
Their drag-inspired wedding invitation photos


Ross's dermatillomania
Ross's dermatillomania

KATG 3231: 12th Annual KATGuh Award Winners w/ Dylan Adler

Best New Guest: Dylan Adler, Best New Guest of 2019, bravely discusses his sexual assault and helps us celebrate the 2019 winners February 18, 2020
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Show Notes

  • — Best New Guest: Dylan Adler, Best New Guest of 2019, bravely discusses his sexual assault and helps us celebrate the 2019 winners
  • — Most Shocking: Father Malley - Jingling Libido
  • — Most Ridiculous Moment: Andrea Allan - The Burger King Story from Father Malley’s Book
  • — Best Original Song: B. Jason Ouellette - NotCat’s in My Email
  • — Best Impression: Bianca Brady as David Attenborough
  • — Best Rant: Bianca Brady - We’re All Proud of Keith
  • — Goofiest Moment: Andrea Allan - Andrea Fucks Snakes
  • — Best Fight: Billy Procida - Billy’s Secret Blow Job Game
  • — Best Ad Read: Casey James Salengo - SleepNumber.com/KATG
  • — Best Drunk: Casey James Salengo and Courtney Maginnis - 2 Days Sober

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Dylan AdlerDylan Adler

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Dylan Adler
Dylan Adler
Harvey Weinstein and Kelly Bachman
Harvey Weinstein and Kelly Bachman
Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
B. Jason Ouellette
B. Jason Ouellette
Bianca Brady
Bianca Brady
Billy Procida
Billy Procida
Casey James Salengo
Casey James Salengo
Courtney Maginnis
Courtney Maginnis

KATG 3230: A Moist Wink w/ Kyle and Benny Ocasio

Reclining your seat on a plane; Valentine’s Day; Wheel of Fortune’s sexual puzzle; Cat’s Cradle - Season 3; from KATG VIP’s Nonsense: Keith’s new family February 17, 2020
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Chemda entering Jake Flores's apartment/Pod Damn America headquarters
Chemda entering Jake Flores's apartment/Pod Damn America headquarters

HQ
HQ
The leak protection rig
The leak protection rig

The seat puncher
The seat puncher
Wendi Williams, the seat punching victim
Wendi Williams, the seat punching victim
Chemda's Valentine's Day breakfast
Chemda's Valentine's Day breakfast
Xerxes learning lessons
Xerxes learning lessons
Kyle's picked over Valentine's Day gift from her oldest
Kyle's picked over Valentine's Day gift from her oldest

Keith's new family, Benny and Kyle Ocasio
Keith's new family, Benny and Kyle Ocasio

KATG 3229: Honestly w/ David Feldman

Fake marriages and fake divorces; dating and new love; the KFC proposal; Tough Guys for Trump; Bernie Bros February 12, 2020
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David FeldmanDavid Feldman

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David Feldman
David Feldman
The KFC proposal
The KFC proposal
The Curb Your Enthusiasm MAGA bit and Trump's honest reaction
The Curb Your Enthusiasm MAGA bit and Trump's honest reaction
Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders

KATG 3228: Welcome to America w/ Nataly Aukar

The Lebanese revolution; oral OCD; lack of physical direction; coronavirus deaths; Kirk Douglas’s death and sordid past; Kobe Bryant, Gayle King, Snoop Dogg, Bill Cosby, and bringing up Kobe’s rape settlement after his death; Harvey Weinstein’s trials; Russell Simmons’s yoga postings following rape allegations; Donald Trump awards Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom; Barnes & Noble’s misguided Diverse Editions February 11, 2020
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Nataly AukarNataly Aukar

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Nataly Aukar
Nataly Aukar
Nonsense's Benny and Kyle Ocasio
Nonsense's Benny and Kyle Ocasio
Benny finds the spotlight
Benny finds the spotlight

Ana's charcuterie
Ana's charcuterie
Ana and friends
Ana and friends
Lebanese protests
Lebanese protests
The late Kirk Douglas
The late Kirk Douglas
The late Kobe Bryant and 13-year-old daughter Gianna
The late Kobe Bryant and 13-year-old daughter Gianna
Gayle King and WNBA player Lisa Leslie
Gayle King and WNBA player Lisa Leslie
Snoop Dogg on Instagram calling out Gayle
Snoop Dogg on Instagram calling out Gayle

Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Harvey Weinstein
Harvey Weinstein
Russell Simmons being zen
Russell Simmons being zen
The Donald's tan line
The Donald's tan line
Rush Limbaugh being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom
Rush Limbaugh being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom
Barnes & Noble’s misguided Diverse Editions
Barnes & Noble’s misguided Diverse Editions

KATG 3227: Oscar! Oscar! 2020

The 92nd Academy Awards: Ryan Seacrest, Steve Martin and Chris Rock, Parasite, Harriet, Diane Keaton and Keanu Reeves, Joaquin Phoenix, and Brad Pitt’s joke writers February 10, 2020
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Ryan Seacrest and his ridiculous cue cards
Ryan Seacrest and his ridiculous cue cards
Steve Martin and Chris Rock not hosting
Steve Martin and Chris Rock not hosting




Idina Menzel reacting to Eminem's surprise Oscars performance
Idina Menzel reacting to Eminem's surprise Oscars performance
Billie Eilish reacting to Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig
Billie Eilish reacting to Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig
Harriet's Cynthia Erivo performing Rise Up
Harriet's Cynthia Erivo performing Rise Up
Diane Keaton and Keanu Reeves
Diane Keaton and Keanu Reeves
Joaquin Phoenix
Joaquin Phoenix
The late Luke Perry
The late Luke Perry
James Corden and Rebel Wilson being Cats
James Corden and Rebel Wilson being Cats
Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt

KATG 3226: We’re All Assholes w/ Danny Vega and Sara Levine

Keith gets Gootzed; Lil Wayne; AITA Etiquette: dating and the Olive Garden maitre d', headphone use, borrowing a cow, Angry Chemda, underage drinking narcs, little people, and sexual hall passes February 5, 2020
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Danny Vega and Sara Levine
Danny Vega and Sara Levine

Sara's Lil Wayne
Sara's Lil Wayne
The cow that Danny was promised
The cow that Danny was promised
The scammer
The scammer

KATG 3225: New Crocs, Who Dis? w/ Carrie Gravenson

Keith’s Super Bowl party’s cleanup crew; Keith vs. San Juan February 4, 2020
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Carrie Gravenson
Carrie Gravenson
Keith's new definitely not a book shelf
Keith's new definitely not a book shelf
Another day...
Another day...
The offensive NYC sign
The offensive NYC sign
The even more offensive Puerto Rican sign
The even more offensive Puerto Rican sign


Benny in San Juan
Benny in San Juan
Benny's beautiful pic of Keith and Kyle
Benny's beautiful pic of Keith and Kyle
Keith's first trip to the buffet - Day 1
Keith's first trip to the buffet - Day 1
Kyle's first trip to the buffet - Day 1
Kyle's first trip to the buffet - Day 1
Keith's first trip to the buffet - Day 2
Keith's first trip to the buffet - Day 2
Kyle's first trip to the buffet - Day 2
Kyle's first trip to the buffet - Day 2
San Juan fare
San Juan fare

Keith's 15-year-old Israeli Crocs and his new shiny San Juan Crocs
Keith's 15-year-old Israeli Crocs and his new shiny San Juan Crocs

KATG 3224: Diamond Dogs w/ Andrea Allan

The Beaver Boyz and The Gootz; 40% of KATG listeners have tinnitus; Super Bowl LIV and that fine (very talented) halftime ass February 3, 2020
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Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

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Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
Andrea on social media
Andrea on social media

Craig Klein
Craig Klein
Ray Gootz
Ray Gootz
Billy Procida
Billy Procida
J.Lo with her gorgeous hair
J.Lo with her gorgeous hair
Shakira getting cheeky
Shakira getting cheeky
Shakira and J-Lo and their magnificent butts
Shakira and J-Lo and their magnificent butts
Beyonce and Jay-Z sitting during the national anthem
Beyonce and Jay-Z sitting during the national anthem
Our president
Our president
The Super Bowl sleeper
The Super Bowl sleeper
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Sarah Hartshorne
Sarah Hartshorne
Wendi Starling
Wendi Starling
Ray "The Gootz" Gootz
Ray "The Gootz" Gootz
Keith's old crocs vs. San Juan crocs
Keith's old crocs vs. San Juan crocs
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