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KATG 3861: Substance

Donald Trump worked a closed McDonald’s for 15 minutes to then play for the Pittsburgh Steelers! This and much more on today’s exciting episode that encourages you to check out the related pictures at KATG.com. October 21, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 1D’s Liam Payne’s cause of death
  • — 2:47 Couple pulled over after cops find drugs in a bag marked ‘Definitely Not a bag full of Drugs’
  • — 4:17 Terrifier 3 and The Substance feat. Demi Moore and Dennis Quaid
  • — 11:40 The Al Smith Dinner feat. Donald Trump and Timothy Cardinal Dolan
  • — 13:43 Donald Trump worked at a closed McDonald’s for 15 minutes
  • — 18:13 The Pittsburgh Steelers vs. the NY Jets: 37 - 15 feat. Donald Trump, Aaron Rodgers, and Elon Musk

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Liam Payne (RIP) and Kate Cassidy
Liam Payne (RIP) and Kate Cassidy





Dennis Quaid endorsing Donald Trump
Dennis Quaid endorsing Donald Trump
The Al Smith Dinner and two funny dudes
The Al Smith Dinner and two funny dudes

Donald Trump ready for work
Donald Trump ready for work



Primanti Bros.' haute cuisine
Primanti Bros.' haute cuisine


Aaron Rodgers focusing
Aaron Rodgers focusing

KATG 3860: Making Movement

BREAKING NEWS: RIP One Direction’s Liam Payne. Thank God Keith DID leave his phone on! Also: KATG comes to the rescue! The NFL! SNL! The Movies! Celebrity sexual predators! It’s all right here. Vote early; vote often. October 16, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 One Direction’s Liam Payne, falling to your death, and KATG vs. Helene
  • — 4:43 KATG Poker, the NFL, car commercials, SNL/Saturday Night, and enthusiastic ticket takers
  • — 12:35 At the Movies: Joker vs. Terrifier, Speak No Evil, engaging with strangers, and John Woo’s The Killer
  • — 18:22 Sean “Diddy” Combs’ trial date CONFLICTS WITH THE MET GALA!!!
  • — 20:07 Russell Brand’s $240 amulet and Donald Trump’s Patriotic Combat Knife/JD Vance’s computer prowess

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One Direction's Liam Payne, RIP
One Direction's Liam Payne, RIP
Just another day
Just another day


Joker vs. Terrifier
Joker vs. Terrifier

John Woo's The Killer
John Woo's The Killer
The world's greatest detective
The world's greatest detective
Multiply accused rapist Russel Brand's $240 amulet
Multiply accused rapist Russel Brand's $240 amulet


KATG 3859: Of All People w/ Des Bishop

TRIGGER WARNING: New KATG guest Des Bishop shares life with his wife, Summer House’s Hannah Berner, as well as thoughts on family, his move to a boarding school in Ireland at age 14, recovery, and mental health. October 11, 2024
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  • — 0:00 From NYC to a boarding school in Ireland at age 14/Learning Mandarin
  • — 14:31 National Coming Out Day and trigger warnings
  • — 18:28 Des Bishop’s journey with alcohol and drugs/Testicular cancer
  • — 27:12 Des Bishop’s marriage to Hannah Berner (We Ride at Dawn, Summer House)
  • — 40:10 Having children and the world today
  • — 44:26 Age gaps, romantic and otherwise feat. mental health and ass eating
  • — 53:03 The non-history of O’Malley and family lies

Guests

Des BishopDes Bishop

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Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Des Bishop

Des Bishop and Hannah Berner
Des Bishop and Hannah Berner
Summer House - Season 3 - Hannah top right
Summer House - Season 3 - Hannah top right
Hannah Berner's wedding photo sans Des Bishop (1/264)
Hannah Berner's wedding photo sans Des Bishop (1/264)
Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Keith Malley
Keith Malley

KATG 3858: 3 Kidneys No Colon w/ Dave Piontkowski

No colon, an extra kidney, suicidal thoughts, and hope: KATG’s newest guest, Dave Piontkowski, candidly shares it all. The duo also discusses Sean “Diddy” Combs’ 120 victims (including a 9-year-old boy) and drug-laced lubricant, Lisa Marie Presley’s posthumous memoir that claims Michel Jackson was a virgin before they had sex, Elon Musk claiming Kamala Harris will put him in prison if she becomes President, and Marjorie Taylor Greene claiming Jews and democrats are controlling the weather to harm republicans. Don’t forget to vote. October 10, 2024
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  • — 3 Kidneys No Colon and in-depth investigation
  • — A California teacher awards bonus points to students that don’t take bathroom breaks
  • — Sean “Diddy” Combs’ 120 victims (including a 9-year-old boy) and drug-laced lubricant
  • — Lisa Marie Presley’s posthumous memoir claims Michel Jackson was a virgin before they had sex
  • — Elon Musk claims Kamala Harris will put him in prison if she becomes President
  • — Marjorie Taylor Greene claims Jews and democrats are controlling the weather to harm republicans
  • — Man chops up his penis while drunk and high

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Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson
Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson
Donald Trump with hype man Elon Musk
Donald Trump with hype man Elon Musk
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Diddy live on tape
Diddy live on tape

KATG 3857: Folie à Deux w/ Danny Vega

Keith visits FiDi, né the Financial District (natch), to yap with his curmudgeonly pal Danny Vega to discuss love, Duke’s mayonnaise, and Joker part Fuck You. October 6, 2024
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  • — FiDi: NYC’s Financial District
  • — Love and Mötley Crüe’s I’m Jewish/Duke’s Mayo Bowl
  • — Joker: Folie à Deux review
  • — Am I the Asshole? MOVIE EDITION
  • — Frankie Valli, elder abuse, and politics feat. Rosanne Barr and Democratic Vampires

Guests

Danny VegaDanny Vega

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Frankie Valli
Frankie Valli

KATG 3856: Live from My Mother’s Funeral w/ Benny Blue

Keith is back from war-torn North Carolina with new guest Benny Blue. The two fast friends discuss dead moms, the 2024 Vice President debate, and FOOTBALL!!! October 4, 2024
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  • — Keith and Benny’s dead moms
  • — The Tim Walz/JD Vance Debate
  • — Hurricane Helene
  • — Live Football feat. the Carolina Panthers and the Pittsburgh Steelers

Guests

Benny BlueBenny Blue

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Hurricane Helene
Hurricane Helene
Coffee shop business
Coffee shop business
Proud Panther fans
Proud Panther fans

JD Vance
JD Vance

KATG 3855: Half-Blackface w/ J-L Cauvin

Comic and impressionist J-L Cauvin returns! From Trump discussing the latest worldwide goings-on, RFK Jr.’s latest sex scandal, NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ undisclosed indictment, and Alex Jones’ Infowars’s forced auction; the gang’s all here. September 26, 2024
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  • — Kamala Harris, Janet Jackson, and being half-black
  • — J-L Cauvin’s Donald Trump impression
  • — Keith Olbermann (55) and Olivia Nuzzi (21) and RFK Jr.
  • — NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ undisclosed indictment
  • — Alex Jones’ Infowars’s forced auction
  • — Impression Speed Round

Guests

J-L CauvinJ-L Cauvin

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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
RFK Jr., Cheryl Hines, Larry David
RFK Jr., Cheryl Hines, Larry David

KATG 3854: [DELETED] (VOTE!)

Keith’s at it again! He’s fighting listeners, he’s fighting high school buddies, and he’s fighting his best friends. He discusses the latest in politics, football, TV, and self-love. Hopefully you didn’t already delete this. September 23, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Keith vs. His Listeners
  • — Voting against your self-interests feat. Melania Trump’s new book, the latest with the presidential race, Megalopolis, and Boy Kills World
  • — The Daily Mail interviews the son of the man behind Trump’s second assassination attempt
  • — Keith’s cleaner and Tupperware’s bankruptcy/Football feat. Keith vs. Craig
  • — Puff Daddy feat. R. Kelly, Kim Porter, the latest accusations, and his horrible jail conditions
  • — TV feat. Bad Monkey, Agatha All Along, The Penguin, technology listening in, and people loving not to know
  • — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s latest sexual affair
  • — Trump-backed Republican nominee for North Carolina governor Mark Robinson’s porn messaging feat. his love of Hitler, Nazis, and slavery
  • — Shannon Sharpe accidentally went live on Instagram while having sex
  • — Self-love in the purist form

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RFK Jr. and Cheryl Hines
RFK Jr. and Cheryl Hines
RFK Jr. and Not Cheryl Hines
RFK Jr. and Not Cheryl Hines
Black Nazi Mark Robinson
Black Nazi Mark Robinson
Shannon Sharpe
Shannon Sharpe

KATG 3853: Beaut: Diddy Denied Bail (Again)

Keith is on fire. Between Wordle, the Emmys, Sean “Diddy” Combs, and undecided voters, Keith is losing his mind. Thank God for football and poker. September 18, 2024
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  • — What a beaut!: Keith vs. Wordle
  • — The hilarious TV show The Bear: Keith vs. the Emmys
  • — Freak Off: Diddy denied bail (again)
  • — Undecided voters, the presidential debate vs. pornography, and Donald Trump’s second assassination attempt
  • — Football and finger-sniffing
  • — Jane’s Addiction and Dave Grohl

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Sean "Diddy" Combs - Monday, Sept. 16, 2024
Sean "Diddy" Combs - Monday, Sept. 16, 2024
Danity Kane's Dawn Richard, a brand new Diddy accuser
Danity Kane's Dawn Richard, a brand new Diddy accuser
Holy shit, the music is 5 On It!
Holy shit, the music is 5 On It!

KATG 3852: Ate Up (The Kamala Harris/Donald Trump Debate) w/ Dan Wilbur

Hilarious comic and JD Vance impersonator Dan Wilbur joins Keith to break down the Kamala Harris/Donald Trump Debate. They also remember 9/11 and appreciate the preciousness of life. The duo discusses gun violence, parental responsibility, and Taylor Swift. And they wish your pets the best. September 11, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Dan Wilbur’s JD Vance impression
  • — Remembering 9/11
  • — Gun violence and parental responsibility
  • — The Kamala Harris/Donald Trump Debate
  • — Taylor Swift, Elon Musk, and The Boys
  • — JD Vance’s Hillbilly Elegy

Guests

Dan WilburDan Wilbur

Pictures

Dan Wilbur
Dan Wilbur
The eyeliner transformation
The eyeliner transformation

Keith's debate popcorn: Only REAL Ingredients
Keith's debate popcorn: Only REAL Ingredients
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Oops
DON'T USE THE POPCORN BUTTON!
DON'T USE THE POPCORN BUTTON!


Keith's debate night homework
Keith's debate night homework


Don't fuck with cats
Don't fuck with cats


2024's 9/11 ceremony
2024's 9/11 ceremony



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