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KATG 3554: The World Is Crumbling (Skeet-Skeet, Goddamn) w/ Bianca Brady, Rod and Karen Morrow, Newsy, and Shalewa Sharpe

America is falling apart, but it’s still a party thanks to KATG supporter Paige who gathered your favorite KATG personalities all in one place! The gang discusses the overturning of Roe v. Wade, the FDA’s ban on Juul e-cigarettes, and the American military volunteers who were captured by Russians in Ukraine. They also talk about Keith’s recent adventures at the DMV (spoiler: he forgot to bring the original Constitution with him) as well as Brad Pitt’s search for buried treasure. Was Keith’s dad involved?! June 24, 2022
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  • — The Overturning of Roe v. Wade
  • — The FDA bans Juul e-cigarettes
  • — Russia and the captured American military volunteers
  • — Keith’s adventures at the DMV
  • — Brad Pitt’s search for buried treasure

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The Onion
The Onion

KATG 3553: Tom and Jerry w/ Calvin Cato

Calvin Cato joins KATG to help discuss ingratitude as well as Bill Cosby losing his latest rape trial, Dave Chappelle announcing that he is a once in a lifetime talent, and Katt Williams claiming he has more stand-up specials than any comedian dead or alive at 12. (Keith has 16.) Calvin also shares the latest fight with his boyfriend over a mouse in the house. June 22, 2022
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  • — Making an ingratitude list
  • — Woman awarded $500,000 over Bill Cosby forcing her to perform a sex act on him when she was 16
  • — Dave Chappelle announces that he is a once in a lifetime talent and that people disliking his trans opinions hurts his feelings
  • — Ms. Marvel and ethnicity
  • — Katt Williams claims he has more specials than any comedian dead or alive at 12. (Keith has 16.)
  • — 91-year-old Rupert Murdoch and 65-year-old Jerry Hall divorce after 6 years of marriage
  • — Calvin discusses the latest fight with his boyfriend of 2 years. It was over a mouse

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Calvin CatoCalvin Cato

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1975: Bill Cosby and Judy Huth
1975: Bill Cosby and Judy Huth
2022
2022
Katt Williams
Katt Williams
Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall
Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall

KATG 3552: Our Father w/ Murf Meyer

Following an update on Keith’s dad’s 600 tons of gold, Murf Meyer is Self-Medicated’s Murf Meyer joins in to help discuss harm reduction, self-medication, and children. The trio also discusses how white people should honor Juneteenth, Netflix’s Spiderhead, and the internet begging Sony to release Morbius in theaters for a third time. The gang also talks about The Flash’s Ezra Miller mocking authorities that are searching for them and the 50 students at Seattle Pacific University that handed their interim president pride flags during a commencement ceremony because the school bars the hiring of LGBTQ people. And that concludes Season 1 of KATG. See you tomorrow for Season 2. June 20, 2022
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  • — Keith’s dad’s 600 tons of gold update and begging for a Father’s Day acknowledgment
  • — Murf Meyer on harm reduction, self-medication, and children
  • — How white people should honor Juneteenth
  • — Netflix’s Spiderhead
  • — The internet begs Sony to release Morbius in theaters for a third time
  • — Authorities are actively searching for The Flash’s Ezra Miller as Ezra mocks them online for not being able to find them
  • — 50 students at Seattle Pacific University handed their interim president pride flags during a commencement ceremony because the school bars the hiring of LGBTQ people

Guests

Murf MeyerMurf Meyer

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Father Malley in The Atlantic
Father Malley in The Atlantic


Ezra Miller in We Need to Talk About Kevin
Ezra Miller in We Need to Talk About Kevin

KATG 3551: Vicious Lies w/ J.P. McDade

J.P. McDade joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss pop culture (SNL’s Kenan Thompson’s divorce, Tom Hanks telling paparazzi to BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!, Saudi Arabia’s LIV Golf) as well as The Atlantic article A Lost Trove of Civil War Gold, an FBI Excavation, and Some Very Angry Treasure Hunters feat. Keith and his father, Dr. Prof. Rev. Mike G. Malley, Esq., ESP extraordinaire, and speaker of tongues. June 17, 2022
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  • — SNL’s Kenan Thompson files for divorce
  • — Tom Hanks publicly tells paparazzi to BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!, and Chemda can relate
  • — Keith reviews The Atlantic article A Lost Trove of Civil War Gold, an FBI Excavation, and Some Very Angry Treasure Hunters feat. Keith and his father, Dr. Prof. Rev. Mike G. Malley, Esq., ESP extraordinaire, and speaker of tongues
  • — Saudi Arabia’s LIV Golf

Guests

J.P. McDadeJ.P. McDade

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The couple formally known as The Thompsons
The couple formally known as The Thompsons
Tom Hanks isn't having it
Tom Hanks isn't having it
Father Malley, smiling
Father Malley, smiling

KATG 3550: Imposter Syndrome w/ Zach Sherwin

Zach Sherwin regales KATG with raps, stories of friendships and lies, and alternative love. June 15, 2022
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  • — Friendships and lies
  • — 213 Jugg god, rapper who raps about robbing ATM technicians, arrested for robbing an ATM technician
  • — How to be in an open relationship
  • — Listener Chastity asks if she should move in with her boyfriend or if he should move in with her
  • — Listener Paul learned from KATG.com/DAD not to take shit from so-called loved ones
  • — Zach Sherwin’s Crossword Show

Guests

Zach SherwinZach Sherwin

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213 Jugg god
213 Jugg god

KATG 3549: Don’t Jump Around w/ Rod Morrow

Rod Morrow joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss it all: Johnny Depp celebrates his court win drunk, SNL’s Horatio Sanz sued for sexually assaulting a teenager since age 15, and a woman was awarded $5.2 million against GEICO for contracting HPV in a GEICO-insured car. Boston is trying out subway pee sensors, and a Mexican town’s footbridge collapsed during its inaugural stroll causing the dignitaries to crash into the water. The mayor blames it on people jumping on the bridge before the walk. June 13, 2022
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  • — Johnny Depp celebrates his court win … coincidentally drunk
  • — SNL’s Horatio Sanz sued for sexually assaulting a teenager since age 15
  • — Missouri woman awarded $5.2 million against GEICO for contracting HPV in a GEICO-insured car
  • — Boston’s subway system pee sensors
  • — A Mexican town’s footbridge collapses during its inaugural stroll. The mayor blames people that jumped on it before the walk

Guests

Rod MorrowRod Morrow

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Horatio Sanz
Horatio Sanz

KATG 3548: HOOAH w/ Rojo Perez

Fan fave Rojo Perez joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss a listener letter, Top Gun: Maverick and Jurassic World: Dominion, Matthew McConaughey and Wonder Woman vs. Constant Murders, and The Flash’s Ezra Miller still in the hot seat. It’s Morbin’ Time, baby. June 10, 2022
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  • — Listener Lucy, visiting Arkansas, and her follow-up
  • — Rojo Perez never learned how to ride a bike
  • — Top Gun: Maverick and Jurassic World: Dominion
  • — Matthew McConaughey and Wonder Woman vs. Constant Murders
  • — L.A. man brandishing an automatic handgun went into a sex shop only to steal a sex toy off the wall
  • — The Flash’s Ezra Miller now in an issue over an adult him being close with a 12-year-old
  • — Sony ridiculously tried to reissue Morbius as a movie everyone can laugh at and lost even more money

Guests

Rojo PerezRojo Perez

KATG 3547: Shout Out to My Ex

Keith and Chemda read your letters, and they include the follow-up to Melony debating about snooping through her man’s phone, Lucy debating about meeting her lover’s parents for the first time, and Vincient Garcia letting Keith know that he’s gotten too P.C. A Cincinnati cop was fired for tattooing PURE and EVIL on his knuckles, Warner Bros. decided to cut Aquaman’s love interest Amber Heard out of Aquaman 2, Chrisley Knows Best couple convicted of major fraud and tax crimes, and rapist Harvey Weinstein is suing Chrysler for $5 million over faulty brakes in 2019. Oh, NOW you speak up, Harvey! June 8, 2022
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  • — Chemda’s period
  • — Listener Melony’s follow-up email on phone snooping
  • — Listener Lucy debates about meeting her lover’s parents for the first time
  • — Listener Vincient Garcia lets Keith know that KATG’s gotten too P.C.
  • — A Cincinnati cop was fired for tattooing PURE and EVIL on his knuckles
  • — Warner Bros. decided to cut Aquaman’s love interest Amber Heard out of Aquaman 2
  • — Chrisley Knows Best couple convicted of major fraud and tax crimes
  • — Rapist Harvey Weinstein suing Chrysler for $5 million over faulty brakes in 2019
  • — Julia Garner will play Madonna in a new biopic

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Anti-P.C. listener Vincient Garcia
Anti-P.C. listener Vincient Garcia
Cincinnati cop Eric Weyda, 50, surprisingly fired over his knuckle tattoos
Cincinnati cop Eric Weyda, 50, surprisingly fired over his knuckle tattoos
Aquaman's Amber Heard
Aquaman's Amber Heard
The Chrisleys, of Chrisley Knows Best, charged with over $30 million in fraud
The Chrisleys, of Chrisley Knows Best, charged with over $30 million in fraud
Harvey Weinstein
Harvey Weinstein
Julia Garner will play Madonna in biopic
Julia Garner will play Madonna in biopic

KATG 3546: Snoop Doggin’

Keith and Chemda are here with you to discuss a listener letter regarding confronting a potential cheater as well as covering your behavior as a Devil’s advocate, the nation’s shocking thoughts on mass shootings, and the power to compare anything to anything. June 6, 2022
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  • — Lister email on confronting a potential cheater and child rapist’s lawyers
  • — KATG Polls and what can be done about mass shootings
  • — A Scottsdale, Arizona restaurant that encourages its patrons to lick its walls of Himalayan salt
  • — Army vet received $245,000 from Veterans Affairs by claiming he couldn’t lift 10 pounds only to later post pictures on social media of him weightlifting
  • — Neve Campbell reportedly won’t be back for Scream 6 due to failed salary negotiations
  • — A 48-year-old in Scotland successfully underwent the world’s first double hand transplant

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The documentary Idle Hands
The documentary Idle Hands
Strawberries and bananas
Strawberries and bananas

KATG 3545: Red Table Talk

Keith and Chemda return after their Memorial Day break to discuss Jada Pinkett Smith’s deep hope for celebrity reconciliation, Bill Cosby’s charges from raping a 16-year-old at the Playboy Mansion, and the fallout from the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. Memorial Day weekend had at least 14 mass shootings across the United States, but nothing can be done about it apparently, so let’s all try to enjoy the day the best we can. Happy Pride Month! June 3, 2022
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Keith's edibles
Keith's edibles
Keith doesn't believe these numbers
Keith doesn't believe these numbers
America's biggest progress with gun control
America's biggest progress with gun control
The woman who figured out Johnny Depp was eating at the same restaurant as she was
The woman who figured out Johnny Depp was eating at the same restaurant as she was
97% and 99%?! And it somehow never changes?! Scientology does it again
97% and 99%?! And it somehow never changes?! Scientology does it again
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