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KATG 3586: The Perfect Host

It’s all here! How do you be a perfect host or house guest? World travelers Keith and Chemda help save the day! The duo also discusses why people aren’t going to movie theaters, the latest Dancing with the Stars victim, and the controversy over Netflix’s Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story. Enjoy; and remember, if your dad tells you that it’s that time of the year to suck his thumb again, it’s probably a trick. September 28, 2022
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  • — Sylvester Stallone’s Samaritan and why people don’t go to movie theaters
  • — Dancing with the Stars eliminates Teresa Giudice
  • — Netflix removes the LGBTQ tag on Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story
  • — Listeners inform Keith that sucking your dad's thumb isn't an established religious tradition
  • — Keith answers listener F.S.'s letter on how to be a good host and a good guest
  • — Keith and Chemda answer listener DJ's letter about getting the wife of 13 years’s ok to go to his friend’s bachelor party

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LGBTQ
LGBTQ

KATG 3585: House Rules

Keith and Chemda are here with some great news (you helped save a captured American soldier) and some horrific news (Keith was forced to suck his dad’s thumb once a year). The duo discusses Keith’s 2022 Friends Tour, and Chemda gets to the bottom of Keith’s trauma by discussing the rules of Keith’s house, room by room. September 26, 2022
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  • — Life in the year 5783 and your father’s thumb
  • — Alex “Sarge” Drueke released from Russian-controlled captivity and back safe in America
  • — Keith’s 2022 Friends Tour
  • — Dealing with your needy hairstylist
  • — The world’s longest penis: 1.57 feet
  • — The rules of Keith’s house, room by room

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white sauce pizza
white sauce pizza
Released American POWs Alex "Sarge" Drueke and Andy Huynh
Released American POWs Alex "Sarge" Drueke and Andy Huynh

KATG 3584: Close Calls w/ Lizzy Cassidy and Kevin Casey White

Lizzy Cassidy returns with her Close Calls Podcast co-host Kevin Casey White, and they discuss near-death experiences and alcohol recovery. They also help break down the latest with Adam Levine’s eyebrow-raising DMs and Jeff Garlin revealing he has bi-polar disorder a day before the Season 10 premiere of The Goldbergs, which he was fired from for inappropriate behavior. September 23, 2022
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  • — Keith’s dad asks to be told when he makes a blatant mistake, such as misspelling the word “plaque”
  • — Adam Levine’s former yoga instructor makes sexual text recipient #4
  • — Jeff Garlin reveals he has bi-polar disorder a day before the Season 10 premiere of The Goldbergs, which he was fired from for inappropriate behavior
  • — Lizzy and Kevin’s near-death experiences and their sobriety

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Stupid football ...
Stupid football ...

KATG 3583: Dancing with the Stars

Keith and Chemda are here to discuss today in pop culture, including Maroon 5’s Adam Levine’s multiple affairs and their Dancing with the Stars 2022 predictions (even though neither of them ever watched an episode). September 21, 2022
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  • — Maroon 5’s Adam Levine’s multiple affairs
  • — Men are getting surgical procedures to be taller
  • — Woman has 50 AA and AAA batteries removed from her stomach
  • — Keith and Chemda’s Dancing with the Stars 2022 bets

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Bahati Prinsloo and Adam Levine
Bahati Prinsloo and Adam Levine


Keith and Chemda's projected Dancing with the Stars winner Jordin Sparks
Keith and Chemda's projected Dancing with the Stars winner Jordin Sparks
Keith's first pick: Wayne Brady
Keith's first pick: Wayne Brady
Keith's second pick: Shangela
Keith's second pick: Shangela
Chemda's first pick: Selma Blair
Chemda's first pick: Selma Blair
Chemda's second pick: Gabby Windey
Chemda's second pick: Gabby Windey

KATG 3582: Not Alright, Not Alright, Not Alright

KATIE HOLMES WAS SPOTTED ON THE NYC SUBWAY MAYBE! Keith and Chemda discuss Chemda’s latest hospital visit, and listener Elin reaches the end of her boyfriend drama. The duo discusses a Jack in the Box curly fries shooting, Matthew McConaughy’s Dallas Sting movie being scrapped over allegations regarding the original true story, and Jeff Garlin’s character on The Goldberg’s being killed off for season 10 over multiple on-set misconduct allegations. September 19, 2022
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  • — Celebrities who take the NYC subway
  • — Chemda’s latest hospital visit and where your blood work is
  • — Elin dumps her cheating boyfriend who was upset that she kept in touch with her baby’s father
  • — The Jack in the Box curly fries shooting
  • — Matthew McConaughy true movie Dallas Sting scrapped after non-descript allegations about the untrained coach that led an under-19 girls soccer team to worldwide victory
  • — Jeff Garlin’s character on The Goldberg’s killed off for season 10 over multiple on-set misconduct allegations

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Medical superheroes
Medical superheroes



Note your blood vial left on the desk for at least 2 days
Note your blood vial left on the desk for at least 2 days
Elvis's Colonel Tom Parker
Elvis's Colonel Tom Parker
Gargamel
Gargamel

KATG 3581: My Kind of Town w/ Gianmarco Soresi

Gianmarco Soresi returns to help make sense of Keith’s solo worldwide adventures. The trio discusses the role of your partner, politics and family, and Chemda’s vomit-filled camping trip. Enjoy. September 16, 2022
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  • — SNL’s new cast members
  • — Politics and family
  • — Chemda’s camping adventures and your role as a partner
  • — Chemda’s cat scan debacle
  • — Keith Malley: World Traveler feat. Brother Love, Nashville, Ken Malley, and Chicago

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Wedding pics in Brolo's guest room
Wedding pics in Brolo's guest room

Nashville BBQ
Nashville BBQ
Nashville's Batman building
Nashville's Batman building
Keith jammin' at Brother Love's rehearsal
Keith jammin' at Brother Love's rehearsal
Them Vibes
Them Vibes
Nashville party wagon
Nashville party wagon
Ken's planned Chicago schedule
Ken's planned Chicago schedule
The Chicago Dog
The Chicago Dog
The Bean
The Bean

The Bean
The Bean
The Pride of Chicago
The Pride of Chicago

Oh my
Oh my
Everyone's walking ... Get it?
Everyone's walking ... Get it?

Chicago's Navy Pier
Chicago's Navy Pier


The Faces
The Faces
The Brown Line?
The Brown Line?
Harlem, Chicago
Harlem, Chicago
California, Chicago
California, Chicago
Chicago's airport letting you know who you are
Chicago's airport letting you know who you are

KATG 3580: Yeet w/ Erin Maguire

Erin Maguire, fresh off her new album Baseline Presentable, joins KATG as a brand new guest, and you’ll fall in love. The trio discusses Jerry Seinfeld’s Kith photoshoot, Erin recording Harlequin Romance audiobooks, the endless death of Queen Elizabeth II, Britney Spears fat-shaming Christina Aguilera, and Merriam-Webster’s new words. No cap; this is straight bussin. September 14, 2022
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Show Notes

  • — Jerry Seinfeld’s Kith photoshoot and stolen valor
  • — When NYC is Home Sweet Home
  • — Recording Harlequin Romance audiobooks
  • — The endless death of Queen Elizabeth II and the power dynamic
  • — Britney Spears fat-shaming Christina Aguilera
  • — Merriam-Webster’s new words

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Erin MaguireErin Maguire

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"Hello, fellow kids."
"Hello, fellow kids."
The Queen and future King
The Queen and future King
The Queen's corgies being taken to The Queen's casket to sleep with her forever
The Queen's corgies being taken to The Queen's casket to sleep with her forever

The Christina Aguilera pic that Keith's whole plane saw on his phone
The Christina Aguilera pic that Keith's whole plane saw on his phone

KATG 3579: Deep Thoughts w/ Myq Kaplan and Shane Mauss

Deep thinkers Myq Kaplan and Shane Mauss join KATG, and the gang discusses psychedelics and the psych ward, Joe Biden walking back his comments on Trump supporters, and the largest sentence yet for a Capitol insurrectionist. September 2, 2022
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  • — Psychedelics and the psych ward
  • — Joe Biden regrets bad-mouthing Trump supporters (???)
  • — NYC cop gets 10 years for his role in the Jan. 6th insurrection
  • — Kansas teacher who was suspended after refusing to use student’s preferred pronouns awarded $95,000
  • — SNL’s 2022 mass exodus
  • — Bill Cosby sentenced to pay $500,000 in damages for sexually assaulting a 16-year-old in 1975

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Dick Doherty
Dick Doherty

KATG 3578: Boner Time w/ Betsy & Jack Helmuth

Betsy & Jack Helmuth return to KATG, and the gang discusses Leonardo DiCaprio splitting from his latest girlfriend for having the audacity to age over 25, Sharon Stone breaking up with her boyfriend after he demanded she get Botox, and Charlie Sheen settling a lawsuit with a woman he knowingly exposed to HIV. Also, and quite importantly, they teach you the best ways to test a relationship early on. August 31, 2022
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  • — Texas Right to Life’s political director caught soliciting a minor for sex
  • — Leonardo DiCaprio splits from the latest girlfriend for having the audacity to age over 25
  • — Sharon Stone broke up with her boyfriend after he demanded she get Botox
  • — Charlie Sheen settles lawsuit with woman he knowingly exposed to HIV
  • — Times Square is now a gun free zone/Chemda’s Times Square fight
  • — Ozzy Osbourne is debating about leaving America over all the violence
  • — Man cuts off his own penis in his sleep
  • — Joe Biden will run for reelection while Donald Trump claims he is the rightful president
  • — Jennifer Lopez fired all her Virgo dancers
  • — How to test a new relationship

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KATG 3577: Revenge Abs w/ Liz Miele

Fan favorite Liz Miele revisits KATG to discuss life, love, rekindling relationships, and moving on. The trio talks about Keith heroically and bravely visiting Fire Island and returning ALL ON HIS OWN, allowing teachers to paddle your child, and student loan forgiveness. The gang also covers Nick Cannon’s 10th child and the Hooters waitress that was caught dipping buffalo wings into her vagina to serve to rude customers. Bon Appétit. August 29, 2022
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Show Notes

  • — Liz Miele on life, love, rekindling relationships, and moving on
  • — Keith made it to Fire Island and back on his own!
  • — Constantly believing you may have to fight
  • — Allowing teachers to paddle your children
  • — College loan forgiveness and republican representatives bad-mouthing giving free money are being called out for their PPP loan forgivenesses
  • — Nick Cannon is expecting his 10th child
  • — Hooters waitress caught dipping buffalo wings into her vagina to serve to rude customers

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Liz MieleLiz Miele

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SUE-prise!
SUE-prise!
Uh, WHAT?!
Uh, WHAT?!
What if I just jumped ...
What if I just jumped ...
THIS HAPPENS?!
THIS HAPPENS?!
A candid shot of Keith helping Adam with construction
A candid shot of Keith helping Adam with construction
Keith doing other manly shit
Keith doing other manly shit
Fire Island's local wildlife
Fire Island's local wildlife
They have you
They have you

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