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KATG 2868: Call of Duty w/ Robyn Schall and Kyle Ocasio

Comic military tours; monogamous long-distance relationships; how to not be a mother; Keith vs. Tinder, online dating, paying on dates, and Keith's future with Kyle May 24, 2018

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  • — Keeping It Tight: Robyn Schall and Kyle Ocasio, who both recently completed an all-female comic military tour in 5 countries, are in studio
  • — Relationship Status: Robyn is in a monogamous long-distance relationship that will intentionally stay long-distance. Kyle is in the middle of a separation with her husband while continuing to raise her 3 children
  • — Tell Mommy Your Name Again: Kyle’s son got injured playing sports and rode the NYC subway with blood all over his face because mommy was busy
  • — SWIPE ME!: Keith has not gotten a single match on Tinder. The gang discusses online dating, who pays on dates, and the future of Keith and Kyle

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Kyle Ocasio
Kyle Ocasio
Robyn Schall
Robyn Schall

KATG 2867: The Nerve w/ Rojo Perez

Puerto Rico's state; penis surgery; day-drinking and Kathy Bates; California sheriff says it's cheaper to kill suspects instead of wounding them; Arizona radio station manager plays PSA regarding hiding your child pornography properly for 2 years; Giants' Eli Manning settles selling fake memorabilia lawsuit; people dying from keyless cars not being turned off May 23, 2018

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  • — Hola!: KATG favorite Rojo Perez is back in studio after revisiting Puerto Rico. He's ready to report.
  • — Open Dick Surgery: Rojo’s uncle was oversharing about his penis surgery
  • — Cause For Concern?: Rojo did some day-drinking before an audition for a Corona commercial, and the gang discusses his drinking habits
  • — Road Dawg: The great Kathy Bates made a pass at Rojo
  • — God Gives Clues: A video has surfaced that shows California's Kern County Sheriff Donny Youngblood saying it costs less to kill suspects than to wound them, so, y'know, shoot to kill. Meanwhile, Paul Lotsof, the station manager of Arizona’s KAVV-FM, has been airing a PSA that instructs listeners on how to store child pornography without getting caught for 2 years.
  • — Trick Play: Giants' quarterback Eli Manning has settled out of court in the lawsuit that alleges he was selling fake sports memorabilia to collectors. The gang discusses Eli's telling text and the blame he unnecessarily put squarely on equipment manager Joe Skiba
  • — Population Control: 28 people have died from carbon monoxide poisoning since 2006 because they had keyless cars that they forgot to turn off. Intern Julia’s father has a keyless car, and she jumps on mic to explain his views on the dying.

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Rojo PerezRojo Perez

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Rojo Perez
Rojo Perez
Tony Romo
Tony Romo
Kathy Bates
Kathy Bates
Tone Bell
Tone Bell
Donny Youngblood, who shoots to kill
Donny Youngblood, who shoots to kill
Paul Lotsof, here to help you hide your child porn
Paul Lotsof, here to help you hide your child porn
Eli Manning
Eli Manning
Joe Skiba
Joe Skiba
Intern Julia Schachter
Intern Julia Schachter

KATG 2866: The Cure w/ Sam Rose

RateMyProfessor.com; Ufology; Mario Batali’s detailed rape accusation; Morrissey defends Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein and shares his racist views; NYC’s mayor announces cops will stop making weed arrests May 22, 2018

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  • — By Any Other Name: We have the hilarious Sam Rose in studio
  • — Red Hot Chili Pepper: Sam is a hip, young professor that’s rated as ‘hot’ on RateMyProfessor.com
  • — Ufology: Sam is the co-host of the podcast Ufology, where he discusses extraterrestrial life
  • — Don’t Ask About The Frosting: Chef Mario Batali has resurfaced in the news after 60 Minutes covered the rape allegation against him. The gang reviews his non-apology and the details of his rape room in his Manhattan restaurant The Spotted Pig
  • — Just Listen To The Cure: The gang reviews Morrissey’s comments in defense of notorious sexual attackers Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein. As an ex-Morrissey fan, Sam gives more insight into how problematic Morrissey is and how people cling to him as a part of their identity.
  • — Say What?: NYC’s Mayor Bill de Blasio made an announcement that the police will not be arresting people for smoking weed in public

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Sam RoseSam Rose

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Sam Rose
Sam Rose
Sam's RateMyProfessor.com reviews
Sam's RateMyProfessor.com reviews
Sam's podcast
Sam's podcast
David Cross, Sam's mom's favorite
David Cross, Sam's mom's favorite
Jim Gaffigan, Sam's mom's other favorite
Jim Gaffigan, Sam's mom's other favorite
Andrea Allan, Team Yanny and probably Canadian Terrorist
Andrea Allan, Team Yanny and probably Canadian Terrorist
Rapist and celebrity chef Mario Batali
Rapist and celebrity chef Mario Batali
Mario Batali's reparations for rape
Mario Batali's reparations for rape
Rape apologist and racist Morrissey
Rape apologist and racist Morrissey
Pedophile Kevin Spacey
Pedophile Kevin Spacey
Rapist Harvey Weinstein
Rapist Harvey Weinstein
Rapist Matt Lauer
Rapist Matt Lauer
Sadiq Khan, London's Pakistani Mayor
Sadiq Khan, London's Pakistani Mayor
The Cure, the Morrissey anti-venom
The Cure, the Morrissey anti-venom
Mayor Bill de Blasio okaying cannibas
Mayor Bill de Blasio okaying cannibas
Straight edge tattoos
Straight edge tattoos

KATG 2865: Velvet Rage w/ Frank Liotti

Audience members; weight gain; LGBTQ infighting; the lottery and remaining anonymous; Does Trump know his wife’s name?; Catfish’s Nev Schulman investigated for sexual abuse; woman kills friend drunk driving, smiles in mugshot; Mugshots.com busted for $2 million extortion plot; Chemda and Frank’s jail experiences May 21, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Hot Shot: We have Frank Liotti, who just recorded a comedy album, in studio
  • — Audience Cancer: Frank recounts his album recording experience including dealing with an audience member whose reactions ruined an entire show
  • — Medicated: Frank suffers from depression and has treated it very successfully with Wellbutrin and Lexapro
  • — Ballooning: The last time Frank was on KATG, he had lost 30 pounds. It’s a year later, and he’s gained 40. He discusses how the weight gain has affected his sex drive.
  • — The Letters Are Fighting: Frank explains the rifts between the younger and older generations in the LGBTQ community. He expresses his frustration with the onslaught of new pronouns and types of sexualities.
  • — Mr.Hide: The New York Post published a very sloppily pixelated picture of a Bronx man who won huge in the lottery. The man is fighting gaming officials to remain anonymous.
  • — Presidential: President Trump tweeted about his wife recovering from surgery and misspelt her name in the tweet
  • — In Creep News: Ayissha Morgan, who appeared on the MTV show Catfish, has accused the host of the show, Nev Schulman, of sexual abuse
  • — Say Cheese: Florida woman Angenette Welk is beaming with a smile on her face in her mugshot which was taken after she crashed her car while drunk and killed her passenger
  • — Mean Mugging: The owners of the website Mugshots.com, which publishes arrest photos, has been busted with extortion charges. They have been found guilty of bribing people to get the mug shots removed for over $2,000,000
  • — Prison Buddies: Chemda and Frank recount and compare their experiences in the clink

Guests

Frank LiottiFrank Liotti

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Frank Liotti
Frank Liotti
The Bronx lottery winner, kind of pixelated
The Bronx lottery winner, kind of pixelated
Ayissha Morgan and Nev Schulman
Ayissha Morgan and Nev Schulman
Angenette Welk
Angenette Welk

KATG 2864: Laurel vs. Yanny

Audio illusions; problems vs. solutions; GOP candidate films transgender bathroom goer; L.A. Starbucks ‘beaner’ controversy; another school shooting; Playboy model kills self and child; Margot Kidder died; Deadpool 2 reviewed; Marvel vs. DC; Hereditary horror trailer played for kids; mom changes kid’s name to match wrong tattoo; KATG Polls; The Royal Wedding May 20, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — We’ll Never Get Along: Keith plays the viral audio illusions Yanny vs. Laurel and Brainstorm vs. Green Needle
  • — Miscommunication: A listener writes in about her issue with how her partner offers solutions to her problems instead of just letting her vent. Keith doesn’t understand why you wouldn’t always want a solution.
  • — The World I Know: Republican congressional candidate Jazmina Saavedra harassed a transgender woman at a Denny's restaurant in California and proudly live-streamed the whole incident. Meanwhile, a barista at Starbucks in Los Angeles printed the racial slur ‘beaner’ on a Latino customer’s drink
  • — Desensitized: 10 people were killed in a school shooting in Texas. More students and teachers were killed by guns than were killed in the military this year
  • — The Bible Says: Playboy model Stephanie Adams threw her son off a balcony and then leapt to her death from a midtown hotel room
  • — Edge Of The Polar: Actress Margot Kidder was found dead in her home at age 69. The gang discusses the ups and downs of her career and her struggle with bipolar disorder.
  • — 2 Minute Movies: Keith reviews Deadpool 2 and explains why he likes superhero movies better than slice of life movies
  • — The Clown Prince of Crime: On the TV show Gotham, DC Comics will not allow the Joker character to be known as the Joker as that special name is saved for movies
  • — Precious Fucking Thing: In a screening of the family movie Peter Rabbit, a theater accidentally played a graphic preview of the movie Hereditary, and the theater went into chaos
  • — Ladie’s Love Outlaws: A Swedish mom changed her son’s name from Kevin to Kelvin to match her misspelled tattoo
  • — Poll Position: The results were 2 to 1 in favor of outlaw-lovers in the poll, “Do ladie’s love outlaws?” Chemda explains the appeal of a bad boy. 47% of the listeners have hooked up with a person who they hate; 74% have experienced “The Mush;” 87% see a parent in themselves; and, 27% got excited about The Royal Wedding.

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The dress that started it all
The dress that started it all
Yanni or Laurel?
Yanni or Laurel?
Jazmina Saavedra
Jazmina Saavedra
Oh, your name ISN'T beaner, my mistake
Oh, your name ISN'T beaner, my mistake
Dimitrios Pagourtzis, the Texas school shooter
Dimitrios Pagourtzis, the Texas school shooter
The late Stephanie Adams and her son
The late Stephanie Adams and her son
The late Margot Kidder
The late Margot Kidder
Superman being a cuck and Lois Lane getting tricked by glasses
Superman being a cuck and Lois Lane getting tricked by glasses

Deadpool 2 marketing
Deadpool 2 marketing
Gotham's Cameron Monaghan a.k.a. The Clown Prince of Crime
Gotham's Cameron Monaghan a.k.a. The Clown Prince of Crime
The tattoo that caused Kevin's name change
The tattoo that caused Kevin's name change
The Royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
The Royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
Star Wars or The Royal Wedding?
Star Wars or The Royal Wedding?
The Queen has seen Suits
The Queen has seen Suits
Thomas Markle
Thomas Markle
The staged photo that got Thomas Markle disinvited from the Royal Wedding
The staged photo that got Thomas Markle disinvited from the Royal Wedding

KATG 2863: My Opening Line w/ Kevin Allison

TRUE open book Kevin Allison shares his origin story and everything that led to The State and the Risk! podcast as he covers the devastating turns that almost derailed everything May 16, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Kevin Allison, from MTV’s The State and host of the Risk! podcast, shares his monumental firsts on stage. From his first time performing with members of The State (with no clothes on), to his first catastrophic character work following the show's cancellation, and finally his first story-telling experience which helped him decide his new career path, Kevin covers all the milestones in this highly personal interview.

Guests

Kevin AllisonKevin Allison

KATG 2862: Pond Hopping w/ Barry Ferns

Stand-up at age 11; The Royal Wedding; top 5 movies including Avengers: Infinity War and A Quiet Place; Bill & Ted 3 is official; Roman Polanski against #MeToo and Charlie Rose up to 27 sexual harassment allegations; boat living and house squatting May 15, 2018

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  • — From The Mouths Of Babes: England’s Barry Ferns discusses his stand-up topics at age 11
  • — A Global Event: The gang discusses the pageantry of this week’s Royal Wedding and the past scandals in the royal family
  • — Assemble: The group covers the top 5 movies in theaters, including the ridiculousness of Avengers: Infinity War and A Quiet Place. Bill & Ted 3 is officially set.
  • — Pound Me Too: Fugitive child rapist Roman Polanski finds the #MeToo movement to be “collective hysteria,” and Charlie Rose is now up to 27 sexual harassment allegations
  • — Life At The Pong: Barry describes living on a boat after squatting in an abandoned building

Guests

Barry FernsBarry Ferns

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
Blasts from the past
Blasts from the past


Then
Then
Now
Now
Fugitive child rapist Roman Polanski upset at #MeToo
Fugitive child rapist Roman Polanski upset at #MeToo
Charlie Rose, with 27 sexual harassment allegations and counting
Charlie Rose, with 27 sexual harassment allegations and counting

KATG 2861: Pear Holder w/ Daniel Shar

Living alone; social media and significant others; Mother’s Day and Mom Jeans; Facebook’s dating app; Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s odd renewal; Sex and the City’s Cynthia Nixon vs. Governor Andrew Cuomo; The 24-Year-Old Virgin; the most extensive penis transplant yet May 14, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Raining Gravy: Keith and Chemda are back in NYC with filmmaker Daniel Shar
  • — Me Days: Chemda explains how she lives like an animal when she’s alone
  • — Like: The gang talks about the pressure of social media and significant others
  • — Mother’s Day: Chemda asks the audience if she should call her mom for Mother’s Day while Keith puts a beautiful package together for his. Also, Mom Jeans are back.
  • — Love: Facebook announces its dating app. Social media saves Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Facebook says it will help fight the untrustworthy things it does with your information.
  • — Vote For The Homo: The gang discusses Sex and the City’s Cynthia Nixon calling out New York Governor Andrew Cuomo to debate her. She also has a plan for black reparations as well as a new slogan.
  • — Thanks For Coming: Daniel worked in a sex shop while being a virgin. He finally had sex at age 24. He later was paid to write porn, and he worked in a porn commercial.
  • — OPP: A soldier received the most extensive penis transplant to date and got support from the family of the original penis-haver

Guests

Daniel SharDaniel Shar

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Mom Jeans
Mom Jeans
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Sex and the City's Cynthia Nixon
Sex and the City's Cynthia Nixon
NYC Governor Andrew Cuomo
NYC Governor Andrew Cuomo
Andrew's father Mario Cuomo
Andrew's father Mario Cuomo
Ed Koch
Ed Koch
Sonic the Hedgeghog
Sonic the Hedgeghog


Ballpit
Ballpit
Adult Entertainment Center
Adult Entertainment Center
Pear Holder
Pear Holder

KATG 2860: Butt Stuff w/ Johnny Pemberton

Colon removal; Johnny's gay dad; meditation and LSD May 13, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Live To Tape: Johnny Pemberton, who is amazed that KATG are such smooth and fast talkers, is in studio at Starburns Audio
  • — Shit Factory: Worried about his own mother, Keith gets the details of Johnny's colon removal
  • — Family Secret: Johnny’s father was closeted until he came out when Johnny was 19
  • — Shitting Blood: Chemda and Johnny discuss using meditation to deal with physical and emotional pain
  • — Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds: Johnny tried to microdose LSD, and he accidentally overdosed while he was hiking
  • — Phone Heckling: Johnny is releasing an album of the best of his prank calls

KATG 2859: The Bitter Buddha w/ Eddie Pepitone

Absurdism; L.A.'s style vs. NYC's grit; sober Eddie; vapid social media posts; Dr. Doolittle; Eddie's parents; how men and women express feelings; Carnival Cruise Line floods; Gary Busey: Pet Judge; Melania Trump's Be Best program May 9, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Today's Pep Talk: We have comedy legend and curmudgeon Eddie Pepitone in our L.A. apartment studio
  • — Absurdist Rage: Eddie explains his performance style and what he feels like while he is onstage
  • — A New Yorker In L.A.: Eddie has been in Los Angeles for 15 years, and he misses New York City's grit
  • — Default Setting: Eddie is completely sober, and he discusses how he tries to stay zen
  • — Cc: Madge: Keith hates when people respond to vapid social media posts
  • — Ace Ventura: Eddie has 5 animals, and he regularly goes to the park to feed the squirrels
  • — Tradition: Eddie discusses his difficult upbringing, his troubles with the holidays, and his mother's death
  • — Feeling Heard: The gang discusses how men and women express their feelings
  • — Getting Comped: A waterline break on a Carnival Cruise flooded over 50 rooms. Keith would have loved that.
  • — Crazy Like A Fox: Keith went to a taping of the upcoming show Gary Busey: Pet Judge
  • — Best Self: Melania Trump has unveiled her formal platform as First Lady, which is the program Be Best. It focuses on fighting opioid abuse and cyberbullying as well as promoting positive well-being

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Eddie Pepitone
Eddie Pepitone

Carnival Cruise Lines
Carnival Cruise Lines
Gary Busey, pet judge
Gary Busey, pet judge
Christopher Walken
Christopher Walken
Melania Trump
Melania Trump
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