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KATG 3956: The Lord’s Work

As we ring in 2026 and take a break trudging through the finale of Stranger Things, Keith discusses the shocking stories that ended 2025: The brutal murder of the great Rob Reiner!; John Cena tapping out to a wrestling up-and-comer during his own retirement match!; over 65% of people saying they prefer ranch over blue cheese!!! Keith also talks about the 3-year anniversary of his mom’s proven ascension into Heaven as described by his father as well as sports players and commentators not understanding what microphones do. Oh, and Keith confronted a bar customer that liked to make jokes about if they’d tip or not. January 1, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — The Pittsburgh Steelers’ amazing winning 2025-2026 season
  • — Merriam-Webster’s 2025 Word of the Year
  • — Amazon confirmed that Keith was gonna nail Christmas, but …
  • — Keith watches 2003’s Love Actually for the first time
  • — Sports and unwanted microphones
  • — Hanukkah vs. Hate, Keith introduces blue cheese to Charlotte, and Keith schools a customer on why joking about how they’ll tip is disgusting
  • — Keith’s dad and the 3-year anniversary of Keith’s mom’s obvious ascension into Heaven/Keith invites his dad on KATG
  • — The murder of Rob Reiner and Donald Trump’s gleeful response feat. Mick Foley
  • — John Cena taps out to up-and-comer Gunther during his retirement match
  • — Russell Brand responds to the new rape allegations that he’s grateful for
  • — Marlon Wayans thinks 50 Cent shouldn’t kick Diddy when he’s down feat. Marlon’s Golden Globe nominees “presentation”

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Isiah Whitlock Jr., RIP
Isiah Whitlock Jr., RIP

DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf

Jake Paul (l.), Andrew Tate (r.) getting knocked out on the same wonderful day
Jake Paul (l.), Andrew Tate (r.) getting knocked out on the same wonderful day
Flyers' announcer Tim Saunders
Flyers' announcer Tim Saunders
Touching Grass
Touching Grass
THE MUG
THE MUG
SO TEMPTING!
SO TEMPTING!


Is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head, Neal?
Is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head, Neal?

The classic wedge (with blue cheese)
The classic wedge (with blue cheese)

Sherlock Holmes in 1991
Sherlock Holmes in 1991
The Reiners
The Reiners



Mick Foley
Mick Foley
John Cena tapping out in his own retirement match
John Cena tapping out in his own retirement match
Jeffrey Epstein and pals
Jeffrey Epstein and pals



Russell Brand, thrilled at more rape allegations
Russell Brand, thrilled at more rape allegations


Marlon Wayans
Marlon Wayans

KATG 3955: Useful Joy (God Is the Greatest)

Sunshiner Keith Malley returns to discuss the big news: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Keith also shares other big news of the year, namely his iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and his YouTube 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America). Keith also plays the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call that turned in insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione and the video of the unapologetically racist Wisconsin Cinnabon worker who yelled hate at customers despite Cinnabon’s 0% tolerance policy against racial hate. Keith reviews Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1, and he probably isn’t pleased. He’s okay though; HE WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Oh, and his dad wrote him. December 10, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 100% TRUE BREAKING NEWS: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER
  • — Keith’s just received 5 new emails from his dad
  • — Keith’s iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and YouTube’s 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America)
  • — The 1-year anniversary of insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione feat. the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call turning him in
  • — The Cinnabon worker who was fired after yelling racial slurs into a customer’s phone will easily raise over $100,000 in support
  • — Donald Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors honors Sylvester Stallone and KISS
  • — Keith reviews the sequel Wicked: For Good
  • — Keith reviews 50 Cent’s 4-hour TV documentary Sean Combs: The Reckoning
  • — Keith finally finishes watching Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1
  • — 2026 Golden Globes nominations
  • — From God Made Me: The Very Worst of Keith Malley - Vol. 1: Heaven Explained and You Don’t Really Believe

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KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER!
KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER!
Keith's new hero
Keith's new hero
YouTube’s 2025 Recap
YouTube’s 2025 Recap

Keith's YouTube personality type
Keith's YouTube personality type
Liz's YouTube personality type!!!
Liz's YouTube personality type!!!

GAYLE, 21: "Hm maybe we just sing the alphabet."
GAYLE, 21: "Hm maybe we just sing the alphabet."
Luigi Mangione, 26: "Wait I did WHAAAT?!"
Luigi Mangione, 26: "Wait I did WHAAAT?!"
Cinnabon racist Crystal Wilsey, 43: "No it was THESE 2 fingers!!!"
Cinnabon racist Crystal Wilsey, 43: "No it was THESE 2 fingers!!!"

KATG 3954: Keep Pounding (Fire Tomlin)

In this very special KATG episode (sure, why not?), Keith goes solo to discuss the Pittsburgh Steelers first losing season in two decades, his interaction with ICE, and the GOP staffer who faked being zip-tied and abused by anti-Trumpers. While Megyn Kelly doubles down on defending Trump with underage girls, flu hospitalizations reach its highest rate in 15 years and Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns from Congress. Also, Keith’s TV disease made him watch Squid Game: The Challenge 2, and he needs to share what he saw with you like it’s The Ring. He also talks about the Stranger Things’ Hopper vs. Eleven and competency porn (aka The Pitt). December 1, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — The Pittsburgh Steelers’ first losing season in two decades
  • — Keith’s list of thanks
  • — Elon Musk’s fun party idea: Grok AI’s Unhinged Mode
  • — Keith’s new Steelers bar in Charlotte
  • — Keith recalls being Jewish
  • — President Trump on naming the new Washington Commanders stadium after himself, producing Rush Hour 4, and personally selling handguns
  • — Pitchman Vince Offer, aka The Shamwow Guy, is running for Congress
  • — Keith, ICE, glitter, and activists vs. Home Depot
  • — Republican congressman’s aide pulls a Jussie Smollett
  • — The CDC’s website now falsely claims vaccines lead to autism
  • — The Pitt, Squid Game: The Competition 2, and Stranger Things 5

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"Thanksgiving" by ListenerLiz
"Thanksgiving" by ListenerLiz
Mike Tomlin watching his team play ball
Mike Tomlin watching his team play ball
Keith's Charlotte Steelers bar
Keith's Charlotte Steelers bar





Vince Offer
Vince Offer
Trumper and Jussie Smollett fan Natalie Greene
Trumper and Jussie Smollett fan Natalie Greene
Jeff Van Drew: Her boss. He was voted in as a Democrat in 2019; switched Republican in 2020. Hm.
Jeff Van Drew: Her boss. He was voted in as a Democrat in 2019; switched Republican in 2020. Hm.
God dammit Megyn Kelly ...
God dammit Megyn Kelly ...
Simply God dammit ...
Simply God dammit ...

The final squids
The final squids
The women of Wicked
The women of Wicked

The Running Men
The Running Men

KATG 3953: Rini w/ Myq Kaplan

Myq Kaplan, KATG guest for over 100 episodes, is back! Myq discusses his new special and the love of his life, both named Rini. Keith and Myq also talk about President Trump, who, despite not knowing what his latest MRI was focussing on, aced his MRI test with “the best results the doctor has ever seen.” The duo also talks about Trump blowing Clinton and Megyn Kelly saying that while Jeffrey Epstein did like having sex with 15-year-old girls, it’s not like they were only 8 years old or something. There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a five-year-old, you know,” she added. November 17, 2025
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Myq KaplanMyq Kaplan

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Myq and Rini
Myq and Rini


On Jeffrey Epstein not being a pedophile: "There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a five-year-old, you know.”
On Jeffrey Epstein not being a pedophile: "There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a five-year-old, you know.”

KATG 3952: A Penny Earned w/ Calvin Cato

If you’re in NYC (the second greatest city on Earth) check out his debut stand-up special in person! Say hi! Meanwhile, catch up the C.C. right now as Cato and Keith discuss the government's reopening, Calvin’s butt closing, and Keith wondering if he’s being respected at home. The duo talks about therapy, dating debacles, and deliberately smelling your own socks after a fruitful day. Cheers. November 14, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — The American government’s reopening
  • — The end of the penny
  • — A new list of people rage-quit on Keith in Madden
  • — Keith’s girlfriend seems to not respect Keith’s military service
  • — Trump non-empathetically stares at a person passing out in the Oval Office
  • — Trump tells you why it’s best the government doesn’t cover your health insurance
  • — Trump insists on spraying his Trump cologne on the president of Syria
  • — Keith shames a person into taking off his MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat
  • — Almost 40% of the KATG audience have deliberately smelled their socks after a busy day or activity
  • — Calvin Cato’s therapy lies, people living life obliviously, and Calvin’s plan to be a millionaire off of game shows
  • — Calvin Cato’s dating debacles
  • — Guillermo del Toro Gómez’s sexy Frankenstein feat. Predator: Badlands, Christy, The Running Man remake, and Spinal Tap II.
  • — Keith hypes up Calvin Cato prior to his stand-up taping

Guests

Calvin CatoCalvin Cato

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Keith's new round of rage-quitting ass-fucks
Keith's new round of rage-quitting ass-fucks

Walmart
Walmart




KATG 3951: Let’s Get Kraken!

It’s a personal show featuring you and Keith. He’s got news! And sports! Keith reminisces on how he started his relationship with Liz two years ago and how he recently celebrated Halloween with her daughter. He also contemplates the future of this country following Election Day, has his eye on JD Vance and Erika Kirk, and discusses what is now officially the longest government shutdown in history. November 6, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Keith is hired!
  • — Keith will start calling out Madden rage-quitters
  • — Election Day results feat. Jonathan Bailey
  • — Squid Game: The Challenge and how Liz hit on Keith two years ago feat. Mark aka #100
  • — Steelers and Panthers Sports Corner
  • — Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series thanks to Charlie Kirk
  • — JD Vance and Erika Kirk
  • — Keith accompanies Liz’s daughter trick or treating feat. The KPop Demon Hunters’ homosexual agenda
  • — Donald Trump and JD Vance celebrate Halloween and the end of government food assistance for Americans

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Keith's latest round of Madden rage-quitters
Keith's latest round of Madden rage-quitters


The World Series Champion
The World Series Champion
Erika Kirk and JD Vance
Erika Kirk and JD Vance
Mark aka #100
Mark aka #100
Trump's The Great Gatsby Party as SNAP recipients lose their benefits
Trump's The Great Gatsby Party as SNAP recipients lose their benefits

KATG 3950: Beat Life to Death w/ Jono Zalay

Jono Zalay returns to KATG for a big life catch-up featuring football, marriage, death, and Bruce Springsteen. October 27, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — FIRE MIKE TOMLIN (but with the best to him and his family)
  • — PROVE ME WRONG: The NBA gambling scandal
  • — What we learned from cocained rats
  • — JONO LOVES AMY feat. Larry
  • — #SillyPhotos: JONO’S I.D.s
  • — Jury Duty feat. Stormy Daniels and watching porn for work
  • — Jeremy Allen White in Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere
  • — The passing of Jono’s dad

Guests

Jono ZalayJono Zalay

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Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers
Lil' Mike Tomlin
Lil' Mike Tomlin
Keith trying to train Hugsy Malone for pro ball
Keith trying to train Hugsy Malone for pro ball
Our boy Jono Zalay's I.D.'s
Our boy Jono Zalay's I.D.'s

Jono's wife Amy w/ Larry
Jono's wife Amy w/ Larry


The Attempted Wedding: Johnny Law, Jono, Jono's dad, Jono's eventual wife
The Attempted Wedding: Johnny Law, Jono, Jono's dad, Jono's eventual wife

KATG 3949: 6 7 w/ Danny Vega

Danny Vega and Keith, frenemies from way back, discuss some anger-inducing Am I the Assholes as well as cover the origins of the satanic demon ritual 6 7, President Trump commuting George Santos’s 7-year/$400,000 fraud sentence, and Amazon breaking the planet. Enjoy! October 26, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Danny Vega sells Keith out
  • — Keith vs. Madden
  • — The origins of 6 7
  • — Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere
  • — Danny’s Vega’s friends put straw wrappers in their ears when they felt One Battle After Another was too loud
  • — President Trump commuted the 7-year/$400,000 fraud sentence of disgraced(?) congressman George Santos
  • — ICE advertisements/Amazon causes major internet problems, financial and otherwise
  • — AITA: Cat sitting friend demands $2,000
  • — Danny on dates
  • — AITA: Roommate gives boyfriend house key without informing other roommates
  • — AITA: Couple doesn’t like people staying overnight including one of their mothers

Guests

Danny VegaDanny Vega

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Skrilla
Skrilla
The Boss
The Boss

George Santos, a free man
George Santos, a free man

KATG 3948: Puzzled w/ Zach Sherwin, Bianca Brady, and ListenerLiz

It’s a show of geniuses! And Keith’s here too! New York Times crossword puzzle creator Zach Sherwin joins Keith alongside the great Bianca Brady and Keith’s ladyfriend Liz. It’s all your pals breaking down love, dating, puzzles, job interviews, and thumb sucking. October 25, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Keith discovers coffee
  • — Grammar Nazis
  • — Rebuses, cryptics, leaderboards, streaks, and social media
  • — Zach Sherwin’s marriage proposal
  • — Bianca Brady on dating/Keith on Pretending to Be Grown
  • — Limp Bizkit’s Sam Rivers, RIP
  • — The Malleys sucking off Dad’s thumb revisited

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Fast friends Bianca and Liz
Fast friends Bianca and Liz


Zach Sherwin's cuck banquette
Zach Sherwin's cuck banquette



Making Love to Morgan Wallen
Making Love to Morgan Wallen
Limp Bizkit's Sam Rivers
Limp Bizkit's Sam Rivers
Morgan Wallen
Morgan Wallen
feat. the bonus track K.I.C.K. by Zach Sherwin
feat. the bonus track K.I.C.K. by Zach Sherwin

KATG 3947: Maybe Kings? w/ Peyton Clarkson

Keith connects with another longtime guest with this blast from the past: Peyton Clarkson! The duo discusses his move from NYC to Mobile, Alabama; the neighbor that destroyed his home; the passing of his mom as well as KISS’s Ace Frehley (unrelated); and, Keith Malley’s interviewee skills. October 17, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Alabama, NYC, Superman, and hospice
  • — Hives and Peyton losing his home
  • — Peyton finds his wife
  • — Bullies and the No Kings movement
  • — Keith Malley vs. Danny Vega
  • — Ace Frehley, RIP
  • — Keith Malley, interviewee

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Representative Dave Taylor (R-OH)
Representative Dave Taylor (R-OH)
The bulletin board behind his desk in Washington, D.C.
The bulletin board behind his desk in Washington, D.C.
The Spaceman Paul Daniel "Space Ace" Frehley, then and after then
The Spaceman Paul Daniel "Space Ace" Frehley, then and after then
Keith's first NYC job (YES, MANAGEMENT!)
Keith's first NYC job (YES, MANAGEMENT!)
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