2698: Crashing

Show Notes

• — Alcohol Poisoning A Few Times: Dan LaMorte, who was sober for 5 months but is off the wagon, is in studio
• — A Lawyer For Christmas: Dan once tried to sell drugs and was arrested immediately
• — Off Meds: Dan was institutionalized after his arrest and diagnosed with a bipolar disorder
• — First Adult Relationship: Dan recently got out of a break-up
• — Something In Front Of Something: The total solar eclipse, which hasn’t happened in almost 100 years, is happening. Keith can give a shit.
• — You Made It In A Cellar: Dan’s family is very supportive of his comedy career
• — All The Drugs: When Tiger Woods was recently arrested in his car, they found Hydrocodone, Hydromorphone, Xanax, Ambien, and THC in his system
• — Picking Up A Coolatta: Dan has been in 2 car crashes recently. One was the other driver’s fault because they were drunk, and the other was Dan’s fault because he was bending over to pick up a Coolatta from Dunkin Donuts and not looking at the road. He has a traumatic brain injury from the Coolatta accident.
• — I’m Not What I Look Like: Dan is a liberal but is often misunderstood because he looks like a conservative white guy
• — It’s Not Neo-Nazi, It’s Nazi: Keith doesn’t like it when people call racists Neo-Nazis as opposed to the term Nazis
• — Sleep Now in the Fire: Rage Against the Machine predicted and mocked Donald Trump’s presidential campaign over 15 years ago
• — Comedy At Gunpoint: Dan recounts his harrowing experiences performing comedy in NYC
• — I Black It Out: Dan was beat up by a camp counselor with a tennis racket as punishment for bullying